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867-5309

One of the most famous telephone numbers in the world. Made famous by the 1980's song by Tommy Tutone. The number is a favorite among phreaks, prank callers, college students, or anyone else looking to raise some hell.
I called 867-5309 in my area code, and I got the Suicide Prevention Hotline.
by Qbert June 30, 2005
mugGet the 867-5309mug.

SS

Super Slow. Often an emblem on many underpowered Chevy automobiles.
Guy 1: That's a Chevy Monte Carlo SS.
Guy 2: What does the "SS" stand for?
Guy 1: Super Slow.
by Qbert July 6, 2004
mugGet the SSmug.

Bob Barker

A cranky, old, impatient game show host who needs to give it up. He always feels the need to make rude comments to the contestants of the show, and is always rushing them.

I couldn't agree more with Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore when he says, "I hate that Bob Barker".
Bob Barker: This is Bob Barker reminding you to help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered!

Me: Why doesn't someone have you spayed or neutered??
by Qbert July 10, 2005
mugGet the Bob Barkermug.

windows

An operating system that destroyed the internet as we know it. When Microsoft introduced Windows 95, they opened the door for the scums of the internet.
Windows is like a Jaguar. They're both high priced, and they're both unreliable.
by Qbert January 21, 2005
mugGet the windowsmug.

let's fuck this bitch

A slang term for "Let's get out of here!". It can also mean to rape someone.
Guy 1: "Man, Let's fuck this bitch"

Guy 2: "Word, yo"
by Qbert July 5, 2004
mugGet the let's fuck this bitchmug.

radio shack

An electronics supply chain that sells low quality products that are usually over priced because they know they have very little competition. The employees at Radio Shack are dumb as a box of hammers and know shit about the products they sell.
Radio Shack should be boycotted!

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I am an employee of Radio Shack and while the comment is somewhat funny, I am not, as quoted "as dumb as a box of hammers." Nor are my fellow employees. (Well, most of them)"
by Qbert September 22, 2003
mugGet the radio shackmug.

TSS

TSS is a computer / technology television show on the G4TECHTV network.
by Qbert July 24, 2004
mugGet the TSSmug.

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