qbert's definitions

Clerks

One of the best cult classic movies of the 1990s. Clerks was written and directed by Kevin Smith, and was released in late 1994.

In my opinion, Randal is the funniest character in Clerks.


Randal: Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?

Dante: What's a jizz-mopper?

Randal: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.

by Qbert May 15, 2004

hard on

1. An erect penis.
2. A contemptible person.

Why you fuckin' hard on!! I'll fuckin' Carlton Fisk ya fuckin' head with a Lousiville fuckin' sluggah!!

by Qbert July 30, 2004

GM

General Motors. An auto manufacturer based in Detroit.

GM is the Microsoft of the auto industry.

by Qbert October 17, 2004

need some wood?

A sexual reference. It could mean the same as "Want to get it on?", or something to that effect.

Guy: Need some wood, baby?
Girl: Sure!

by Qbert November 2, 2004

jaguar

A British car manufacturer that has a reputation of designing and building low quality so-called "Luxury" cars. Jaguars can often be seen with a Reject sticker on the windshield.

1. I saw a guy trying to start his Jaguar, and he couldn't get the engine to turn over for the world!

2. I wouldn't drive a Jaguar even if it was given to me free!

by Qbert October 12, 2004

answering machine

An electronic device which is designed to automatically answer your phone calls. People who are too cheap to get voice mail usually have an answering machine.

I got rid of my answering machine and got voice mail instead.

by Qbert August 22, 2003

cahps

How someone from Boston pronounces "Cops"

I'm gonna call the cahps on ya.

by Qbert July 30, 2004