qbert's definitions

Clerks

One of the best cult classic movies of the 1990s. Clerks was written and directed by Kevin Smith, and was released in late 1994.

In my opinion, Randal is the funniest character in Clerks.


Randal: Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?

Dante: What's a jizz-mopper?

Randal: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.

by Qbert May 15, 2004

asterisk

asterisk is open source PBX software designed for the Linux operating system.

asterisk eliminates the need of buying hundreds or even thousands of dollars worth of dedicated PBX hardware.

Aside from Linux, asterisk also runs on various other operating systems, including: BSD, OS X, and now the Windows operating system using "AstWind" package.

Admin: We need a PBX for our organization, but we're kinda low on cash to buy expensive PBX hardware...

Assistant: No problem! Use asterisk, the open source Linux PBX.

Admin: I feel so stupid...

by Qbert February 2, 2005

winmx

A high quality internet file sharing program developed by Frontcode Technologies. WinMX is a good program for downloading mp3 files, software, movies, and all other types of useful data files.

Some users on the WinMX networks are bastards. They disconnect you even if you are sharing 700+ files!

Guy 1: Sweet merciful crap! You got Windows Longhorn!?! Where the hell did you get that?!!?

Guy 2: Off of WinMX...

by Qbert February 26, 2004

GetMem

GetMem() is the Turbo Pascal/Delphi equivalent to C/C++'s malloc() function; which is used for dynamic memory allocation in computer programming.

When the C programmer whipped out malloc(), the Pascal programmer whipped out GetMem() in defense.

by Qbert June 13, 2005

answering machine

An electronic device which is designed to automatically answer your phone calls. People who are too cheap to get voice mail usually have an answering machine.

I got rid of my answering machine and got voice mail instead.

by Qbert August 22, 2003

netbsd

Without a doubt, the best free UNIX-like operating system available. NetBSD is known for it's portability, security, and stability. I would even go as far to say NetBSD is even better than OpenBSD. FreeBSD would be a close second to NetBSD. NetBSD is also superior to the UNIX ripoff operating system: "Linux".

Compared to to many distributions of Linux, such as "Slackware", NetBSD is easier to install, is more secure, and is more stable.

by Qbert May 12, 2004

need some wood?

A sexual reference. It could mean the same as "Want to get it on?", or something to that effect.

Guy: Need some wood, baby?
Girl: Sure!

by Qbert November 2, 2004