Definitions by purplechokehold

Purple Cow 

While recieving anal sex you squeeze your anus causing your partners penis to become the shade of purple.

Wow! Sally nearly made my dick fall off with that purple cow she threw me.

Purple Cow by purplechokehold December 21, 2009

Andrew's Mom 

Where as you deficate in your hand and smear it on your arm, pubic and leg hair. Also it has the meaning as to Trimming your pubic regions hair covering your friends face with it.

My arm still smells horrible from the time Sally gave me a Andrew's Mom.

Andrew's Mom by purplechokehold December 21, 2009