psiscott's definitions

yakasaurus

An individual that talks too much. Someone who talks endlessly on a phone dominating the conversation.

Madge: "I got a call from Burl last night, she talked on and on and on about her Iguana and quilting club. I ended up putting the phone down, making dinner going to the washroom and coming back to hear her still going on about Roe vs. Wade! She never paused or had me speak once!"
Gwen: "What a yakasaurus!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

medical marijuana

Crap grown and sold by the Canadian Government to individuals requesting it who are in pain or have an ailment such as MS.

MS victim: "Dude, I just got on the list for some of that chronic medical marijuana."
Dude: "Error, you cannot use the word chronic in the same sentence as medical marijuana. The government obviously doesn't know where to get good enough seeds, or they don't want you to get too high so they sell you this shit. You could find a guy around here that could sell you a lot better shit than that for the same price."

by psiscott May 10, 2006

remote viewer

An under-rated and oft unknown talent that CAN be practiced and was used by the US military to seek out distant and unseeable (by conventional means) things - for lack of a better word for 20 years - at least. Anything anywhere "anytime" can be remote viewed and the practice and use was and is scientifically viable. A TRUE psychic who is NOT a charlatan. One who partakes in the act of remote viewing using proper scientific protocols.

"The remote viewer was able to find the downed plane and the department forwarded the information to President Carter who was very impressed. The program continued for years until the CIA claimed that it didn't work. Many know that this is a typical doublespeak technique and that remote viewing is used today by some of the original military experts. Perhaps - although unprovable - by many governments and/or their agencies."

by psiscott April 26, 2006

AC/DC

1) Electrical reference to a type of current. AC is Alternating Current, the type found in most houses. DC is Direct Current, the type one gets from a battery.
2) An excellent Australian band originally fronted by Bon Scott until he puked to death from drinking too much alcohol and replaced by Brian Johnson who ironically took the band to higher levels of success
3) A guy who swings both ways sexually. A bisexual. A guy who would turn to any page in a phone book, point randomly to a name, call it and fuck it if it agreed.

1) Max: "Can I touch this wire?"
Scott: "Sure, if you want to get a 20 Amp AC death shock...in fact...go ahead guy."

2) Max: "Have you heard of the band AC/DC dude?"
Scott: "Bonesmoker, unless you were just discovered hanging from a tree in the deep Brazilian rainforest you have heard of this awesome band. You have a large green leaf stuck in you shorts dwanker."

3) Max: "Why the fuck is Jason holding hands with that guy, I just saw him face-fucking Liz last night!?"

Scott: "He is AC/DC dude, he likes weiners and pie!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

bonesmoker

a male homosexual fag faggot gay gayboy fudgepacker ass fucker queen Sometimes used in a comedic setting with one's friends.

Max: "Hey, could you bring a two-four with you when you come...oh ya, and a bottle of Cognac"
Scott: "I don't think so you fuckin' bonesmoker, buy your own fix!"

Guy on the street (sees a guy roller blading wearing a pink vale and white tutu): "Look at that fucking bonesmoker!!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

gooey

An adjective used to describe how a woman looks in her attire. A reference to the supposition that a woman has a very juicy - or well lubricated - vagina and would be an extremely thrilling sexual partner.

Noel: "Look at the way Heather's shorts are being vaginally consumed."
Scott: "No fucking kidding. She looks SOooooo gooey!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

face fucking

1) Driving one's penis deep into a mouth.
2) Kissing so hard and intensely that it can no longer be called "kissing" and needs this term to best describe the act. An act which is amazing done, and disgusting to watch.

1) "Her pussy was so dry and covered with weird pussy bumps so I face fucked her instead. Good thing I'm on penicillin."

2) "We went to Denny's after the bar and this guy was face fucking his boyfriend in the corner booth. I was so appalled that instead of rushing to the can to puke I hurled on the two of them."

by psiscott April 26, 2006