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merge hopper

An aggressive asshole driver who decides that he is so much more important than everyone else in a traffic jam that he ducks out of traffic into the clear merging lane to overtake a few dozen cars, only to fuck up the traffic even more as he tries to get back in to the jammed traffic lane.
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Jean is driving on a busy thoroughfare in LA when Click the aggressive driver jumps out of the curb lane - as a typical merge hopper does - onto the merge to pass 50 cars. Jean sees him coming in her rear view mirror, pulls out her 45 and blows the tires out of Click's car causing him to ditch. Click is okay, VERY LATE for work now, and no longer a threat to traffic for this particular day.
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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rod rider

A male homosexual A fag A man that likes to ride cock Hungry for cock bonesmoker fudgepacker
"I went to the can to take a leak and this fucking rod rider comes up to me and asks if he can cop a feel!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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sugarfaggy

Like a sugardaddy but from man to man. A homo or fag who takes financial care of another man, usually younger, for sex.
Mikk: "Why is Phillipe dragging that nancy toy around with him?"

Delfon: "He's his sugarfaggy; gives him cars and jewelry to suck his three incher!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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tubing

A term - perhaps invented in Muskoka - used to describe the watersport of being pulled behind a fast moving ski-boat on a large sea biscuit or inner-tube. The inner-tube usually has a smooth bottom, furnished so as to not end up in a phenomenal cartwheel-like wipeout; although this is infact what the watchers of the tuber are looking for!
The best way to tube is to criss-cross the boat wake gaining a wider and wider arc so as to increase speed to upwards of 100 mph. Once this speed is neared, the tuber is likely to hit the wake, become airborn and perform a maniacal wipeout forgotten since the days of Evel Kneivel.
Max: "Look at those dudes tubing. The boat must be doing 50, the guys gotta be arcing at a-hundred!!!"

Scott: "Woaaa...there he goes!.....There's the tube....Where's the dude?!!"

Max: "THERE HE IS up in that pine tree."
by psiscott April 27, 2006
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spik

A Mexican. Possibly a combination of Spanish and icky. Dirty Harry Callahan made an interesting comment in one of the GREAT Dirty Harry movies. See example.
New cop of Mexican decent: "Why don't you like me Callahan."
A Detective: - overhearing question - "Harry hates everyone...chinks, niggers, wops...everyone."
New cop of Mexican decent: "What about Mexicans?"
Callahan: - In a dry matter-of-fact voice - "ESPECIALLY spiks."
by psiscott May 2, 2006
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Brazillian

A thin stripped, close shaven, pubic trim. A pubic cut that allows women to wear extremely revealing bathing apparel. A pube trim usually used by woman.
Max: "How much lower could that babe wear her Bikini bottoms; I can just see the top of her clitoris!"
Scott: "No kidding dude. What a piece of eye-candy. She obviously has a Brazillian. When it gets a little longer perhaps she will let me trim it with my teeth."
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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carpet muncher

A man or woman who partakes in the delicacy also known as eating out. A cunt chomper. A muff diver. One who engages in cunnilingus.
Scott: "So did you do Beth last night?"
Max: "Do her, I had her for a late nite snack, breakfast, mid-morning treat, lunch and dinner! Literally!!. I ate her out for hours until my cheeks were red from her puss oil. I would have to say that I am a serious carpet muncher guy, I couldn't get enough."
Scott: "Sounds great, too bad I blew in her before you met up with her dude!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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