psiscott's definitions

Expresso

A made up word used by total dwankers who think that they are ordering a stylish beverage but have infact totally fucked-up the pronunciation. See espresso.

Preppie dwanker: "I'll have an expresso and my partner will have an expresso frappe latte strawberry with light cream and a twist of lime...cane sugar on the side."

Server: "What the fuck is an 'expresso?' And would you and your boyfriend like to serve your own sugar and cream over there by the pile of wood...this is an 'extreme getaway vacation' fruitloop; not Starbucks!"

by psiscott May 2, 2006

spik

A Mexican. Possibly a combination of Spanish and icky. Dirty Harry Callahan made an interesting comment in one of the GREAT Dirty Harry movies. See example.

New cop of Mexican decent: "Why don't you like me Callahan."
A Detective: - overhearing question - "Harry hates everyone...chinks, niggers, wops...everyone."
New cop of Mexican decent: "What about Mexicans?"
Callahan: - In a dry matter-of-fact voice - "ESPECIALLY spiks."

by psiscott May 2, 2006

gooey

An adjective used to describe how a woman looks in her attire. A reference to the supposition that a woman has a very juicy - or well lubricated - vagina and would be an extremely thrilling sexual partner.

Noel: "Look at the way Heather's shorts are being vaginally consumed."
Scott: "No fucking kidding. She looks SOooooo gooey!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

face fucking

1) Driving one's penis deep into a mouth.
2) Kissing so hard and intensely that it can no longer be called "kissing" and needs this term to best describe the act. An act which is amazing done, and disgusting to watch.

1) "Her pussy was so dry and covered with weird pussy bumps so I face fucked her instead. Good thing I'm on penicillin."

2) "We went to Denny's after the bar and this guy was face fucking his boyfriend in the corner booth. I was so appalled that instead of rushing to the can to puke I hurled on the two of them."

by psiscott April 26, 2006

bonesmoker

a male homosexual fag faggot gay gayboy fudgepacker ass fucker queen Sometimes used in a comedic setting with one's friends.

Max: "Hey, could you bring a two-four with you when you come...oh ya, and a bottle of Cognac"
Scott: "I don't think so you fuckin' bonesmoker, buy your own fix!"

Guy on the street (sees a guy roller blading wearing a pink vale and white tutu): "Look at that fucking bonesmoker!!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

anal muff

A pussy that smells so bad it passes as an asshole. A stinky pussy. A pussy one is about to eat until they get a whiff that smells like feces...cunnilingual abort mode is instantly instigated.

Max: "I was as hard as a rock and went down on her, it was so dark I thought I was accidently tonguing her ass until a car went by and the lights shone on us and I could see that it was her pussy that I was licking. She had a serious case of anal muff! I continued anyway 'cause I was so horny!"
Scott: "You scare me dude!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

she was a 10 at 2 and a 2 at 10

Refers to a guy who has had a lot to drink (often around 2 A.M.) and seems to think that a certain woman - who is in fact NOT attractive - is a prize to take home - a 10. Upon awakening (figuratively 10 A.M.) he can't believe that he bed the dog - a 2 in the eyes of a sober man. He is awkwardly embarassed and often vows never to drink again in view of his drunken decision. His life is filled with reminders from comedic friends who never let him or his circle of friends EVER forget his encounter.

Scott: "Did you see that acne-cow Max went home with last night!?"
Connor: "How could you miss her! What a dog, and he slept with her?!?"
Scott: "Indeed my friend, after 15 beers he obviously had severe beer goggles only to find out that she was a 10 at 2 and a 2 at 10!"

by psiscott May 27, 2006