psiscott's definitions

bitch hole

An exceedingly vulgar term to be used ONLY in the most upsetting of situations to reference a woman's cunt or vagina such as where a man has had sexual intercourse with a woman only to end up with 5 different diseases and a testicular blood clot. This individual - realizing that he would have been better off fucking a band-saw - gets so upset that any reference to her genitalia is wrought with expletives and this term.

Scott: "Hey guy, you don't look so good."
Max: "No shit Trebek! I ding that chick Bevvy last week and now I am on 8 different penicillins and need my scrote drained every 24 fucking hours. She had the most diseased bitch hole I've ever stuck!!!"
Scott: "Bummer."

by psiscott April 26, 2006

bowlsmoker

A total pothead. A stoner. The most stoned-out dude you have ever met. Spicolli from Fast Times At Ridgemount High. Dude who smokes WAY too much pot. A chronic

"Max, you fucking bowlsmoker, you've had your hand in your pocket for 45 minutes...I have your fucking keys...and we're home now!! Get the fuck out and sleep it off dude!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

Expresso

A made up word used by total dwankers who think that they are ordering a stylish beverage but have infact totally fucked-up the pronunciation. See espresso.

Preppie dwanker: "I'll have an expresso and my partner will have an expresso frappe latte strawberry with light cream and a twist of lime...cane sugar on the side."

Server: "What the fuck is an 'expresso?' And would you and your boyfriend like to serve your own sugar and cream over there by the pile of wood...this is an 'extreme getaway vacation' fruitloop; not Starbucks!"

by psiscott May 2, 2006

chaise lounge

ERROR...ERROR...ERROR
Use this if you do NOT know what you are saying.
A term used by wannabes to try to look intelligent.
The term is 'chaise longue.' French for 'long chair.' Not LOUNGE chair. Although similar in spelling. Not similar enough for intelligent people.

Jim: "Beth, bring me a Corona; I'll be out back in the 'chaise lounge.'"

Beth: "It is 'chaise longue' you moron; get your own BEER and get me a real BEER...a CANADIAN! Man bitch!"

by psiscott May 2, 2006

yakasaurus

An individual that talks too much. Someone who talks endlessly on a phone dominating the conversation.

Madge: "I got a call from Burl last night, she talked on and on and on about her Iguana and quilting club. I ended up putting the phone down, making dinner going to the washroom and coming back to hear her still going on about Roe vs. Wade! She never paused or had me speak once!"
Gwen: "What a yakasaurus!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

medical marijuana

Crap grown and sold by the Canadian Government to individuals requesting it who are in pain or have an ailment such as MS.

MS victim: "Dude, I just got on the list for some of that chronic medical marijuana."
Dude: "Error, you cannot use the word chronic in the same sentence as medical marijuana. The government obviously doesn't know where to get good enough seeds, or they don't want you to get too high so they sell you this shit. You could find a guy around here that could sell you a lot better shit than that for the same price."

by psiscott May 10, 2006

cashish

1) A great deal of cash
2) Cash referenced as if it were as powerful as a drug

1) Max: "Are you going to work on Saturday?"
Scott: "Of course dude, there is a serious amount of cashish to be made with overtime!!"

2) Max: "I need some cashish to buy the wife her new boob job."
Scott: "Is that REALLY necessary, I mean is she that materialistic that she needs balloons in her chest?"
Max: "Yes, and so am I!"
Scott: "Excellent"

by psiscott May 9, 2006