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facebook

social networking site that is commonly used to get in touch with friends from high school that you were supposedly *never going to see again*. Also used to get in contact with people that you just met last week(thank God you remembered their name). Facebook is very popular and used by most college students.

Facebook is pretty cool, until you realize the vast majority of your "Friends" won't return your messages, write on your wall, or comment on your photos. And God forbid you look at someone else's photos, comment on any of them, or write on anybody's wall that you didn't have sleepovers in preschool with because then you will be a "Facebook stalker".
Random Chick #1: "OMG, I totally just got a facebook! So, like, now, I can hang out with, like, everybody I went to high school with!"

Random Guy: "They're going to ignore you, stupid."
by protectmeaura December 10, 2008
mugGet the facebookmug.

dish

1. To get rid of something, or sell something.

Used in slang to describe the sales of narcotics.

2. To pass a basketball directly to the side.
"I dish, don't sniff nose candy"
-Cam'ron, "Yayo"
by protectmeaura December 10, 2008
mugGet the dishmug.

sloppy seconds

Whenever a male is dating or marries a female who has already given birth to at least one child which was fathered by a different male, or has been through a divorce.
"I don't want anyone else's sloppy seconds!"
by protectmeaura August 23, 2019
mugGet the sloppy secondsmug.

Facebook

A social networking site that is commonly used to get in touch with friends from high school that you were supposedly *never going to see again*. Also used to get in contact with people that you just met last week(thank God you remembered their name). Facebook is very popular and used by most college students.

Facebook is pretty cool, until you realize the vast majority of your "Friends" won't return your messages, write on your wall, or comment on your photos. And God forbid you look at someone else's photos, comment on any of them, or write on anybody's wall that you didn't have sleepovers in preschool with because then you will be a "Facebook stalker".
Random Chick #1: "OMG, I totally just got a facebook! So, like, now, I can hang out with, like, everybody I went to high school with!"

Random Guy: "They're going to ignore you, stupid."
by protectmeaura December 10, 2008
mugGet the Facebookmug.

freakout

A person that is liable to freak out, or is in the process of doing so.
Oh my god, calm down! You're such a freakout!
by protectmeaura December 19, 2006
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QQ

It was explained to me as an emoticon in Nitto Legends

Q(-_-Q)

With the QQ being boxing gloves. People that fight and b*tch and generally should just quit.
RandomNoob: This game sucks and I hate you all
protectmeaura: Q(-_-Q) moar kid you look dumb. QQ
by protectmeaura August 7, 2012
mugGet the QQmug.

whip

A whip is just a car. I notice, as documented in the examples, that whip is most often used when you are talking to someone about their car.
"Friend #1: Hey, Eric, I like your new whip.
Eric: Thanks man, it's alright."

"Friend #2: Yo, Eric, I got a new whip.
Eric: Aww, foreal? What kind, man?
Friend #2: A Civic. But it doesn't work right now.
Eric: What's wrong with it? ..."

"Now I'm super-fly slick without a roof on my whip..."
-Lloyd Banks
by protectmeaura December 10, 2008
mugGet the whipmug.

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