Definitions by proboscidae0hey

Park the car 

When you leave a group of friends to partake in marijuana smoking.

We'll be right back, gotta go park the car.

Park the car by proboscidae0hey May 6, 2017

retroactive workout 

The intense physical exercise you engage in the day following a night of excessive eating/drinking.

Man, I drank like thirteen beers last night and had seventeen bagel bites. I need to do a major retroactive workout today to burn off all those calories.

retroactive workout by proboscidae0hey May 15, 2010