pro-nun-see-A-shun's definitions

nascar

A bunch of cars go counter-clockwise in a circle seemingly endlessly, except for the 2 or so road courses. The shittiest excuse for racing in existence.

Who the hell would watch NASCAR instead of real racing like F1 or WRC

by pro-nun-see-A-shun June 19, 2003

brick

1) Popular construction material.
2) Fecal matter which looks like popular construction material.
3) Erect penis which has same strength as popular construction material.
4) A typo or more polite form of the word 'prick'.
5) A mobile telecommunications device from the 1980's.

1) "Dude, that house is made of bricks."
2) "Dude, I just laid a brick."
3) "Dude, I've got a brick."
4) "Dude, you're such a brick."
5) "Dude, check out that dude talking on his brick."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

DAC

I don't know what you mean but you better Duck and Cover

Duck and... cover

by pro-nun-see-A-shun August 6, 2003

floppy

Also known as a relaxing wang, or one that is not erect

Hit her with the floppy, not the bona!

by pro-nun-see-A-shun May 24, 2003

bbc

The British Broadcasting Corporation.

1) Great business strategy, taxing the British population for funding.
2) Owners of IRC servers which forbid everyone.
3) Owners of servers with cheap security.
4) Owners of nice cameras
5) If you could own them, imagine the power.

Let's go pay our tax.

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 5, 2003

Coke

A white powder, usually sniffed up the nostril in lines. The high is much longer than crystals which are only a few minutes.

I snuffed two lines last night.

by pro-nun-see-A-shun September 10, 2003

School

Institution whose sole purpose is to convince poeple that they need it for some reason or another, ussually through degrading them and defining them as the unintelligent and treating them poorly when they do and do not buy in to what the place sells - this causing confusion makes poeple only quicker to grasp onto what it's selling just to make sense out of it's non-sense

12th grade student: hah! G.E.D. that's a good enough degree! i learned that in school, only idiots wouldn't go to school i know so because the school teachers are paid to tell me so, after all it's not like i could ACTUALLY learn anything without one of these institutions, i'm too stupid to, i know that cuz the teachers are always telling me that too! teachers are so smart, if they weren't then they wouldn't have done something so intelligent like taking on a really crappy paycheck just to teach me stuff! not like they'd be stupid enough to get a job doing something actually productive that actually paid well...

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 11, 2003