Definitions by poonchasers

sheintoch 

the act of eating cheesesteak omelets off of an asian girls hair

that dude just got a sheintoch

freaky

sheintoch by poonchasers November 2, 2008

harlem haircut

when someone is asleep and you shave their head and put the hair in a bag and then you shave their pubes and put them in a seperate bag and then you cum on their head and their crotch and then stick their pubes to their head and their head hair to their crotch

when he was asleep, i gave him a harlem haircut

harlem haircut by poonchasers June 19, 2008

Horny Tomato 

when a girl pisses on your face and then has her period on your face so it sticks

that dude just got a horny tomato from his girlfreind!

Nasty!

Horny Tomato by poonchasers June 17, 2008

Boyer

when someone superglues their ass to your face

that fat guy just gave that dude a BOyer

i sure hope he doesnt poop!

Boyer by poonchasers June 17, 2008

Dipasquale 

when someone poops into your asshole while talking with a lisp

he just got a dipasquale!

tasty

Dipasquale by poonchasers June 17, 2008

Messy Guissepie 

when you cum on someones upper lip while they are sleeping and it dries so it looks like a cum-mustache

that dick just gave me a messy guissepie!

Haha! I still see your cumstache

Messy Guissepie by poonchasers June 13, 2008

Lake Titicaca

when someone drinks 200 ounces of liquid in one day, holds in the pee, and then pees on a hot girls tittys with so much pee that it looks like a little lake. Then you shit on the piss/titty lake and proceed to fuck the shit out of the girl with your face buried in the lake titicaca

that dude just did a lake titicaca

That is both hot and gross

Lake Titicaca by poonchasers June 13, 2008