5 definitions by plasticus

ice cream dispenser

To have your ice cream dispensed is to give someone a hot carl while receiving a handjob.

That girl is hot. I'd let her dispense my ice cream.

by plasticus April 29, 2004

obkb

It's like saying "okay" but adding some bee sounds in for extra cuteness/stupidity.

Bill: Let's go to the beach.
Albert: obkb!

by plasticus April 29, 2004

brown glacier

When you give a girl a cleveland steamer, and she mashes it all up between her breasts.

She turned my cleveland steamer into a brown glacier. it was so hot.

by plasticus April 29, 2004

hook

(v) The act of hooking, such as a hooker does. That is, fornicating for monetary compensation.

She doesn't have a real job; she hooks for money.

by plasticus March 7, 2004

Cinco de Mayo

Contrary to a surprising public belief, Cindo de Mayo is not a holiday of independance. It celebrates the battle of Puebla(1862), when 2000 Mexican soldiers beat back 6000 French attackers under the rule of Napolean III. This is also the day that Napolean died. So far as I understand it, the holiday is celebrated much more in the US than in Mexico. We can thank the Corona beer company and college students for this.

"Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican Independance Day. That is September 16th."

by plasticus May 7, 2004