2 definitions by plankt0n

izabela

a girl with probably glasses and short hair that loves art and isnt that great with maths, after all, she loves humanities as she always tries to help other people and understand them. she is okay looking, usually somewhat honest but never wants to hurt your feelings (if shes not mad). shes never had that many boyfriends, but usually loves them to the moon and back when she has one. she can be extroverted yet introverted at times, but usually loves hanging out with her friends. she never likes it when people spend money on her, yet she loves sweets, clothes, the whole shabbang. somewhat smart but she can ask/say really stupid questions. shes quite funny, but she always thinks shes not; she uses the word 'bro','broski','bruh' too much, but she doesnt really care. usually good friendship with boys. overall, a sweet girl. (also a polish name)

girls; oh, its izabela/iza/isabela
boys: aye izabela/iza/isabela! sup bro?
izabela/iza/isabela: aye wassup bro/broskis?? bruh i missed you cunts

by plankt0n April 1, 2020

quarantine

the worst thing that has happened in 40 years, and probably gonna be taught in future history lessons. a global depression of boredom, sickness and overall twatness. covid-19, you suck.

teacher: today we're gonna be talking about covid-19 and the quarantine!
student: isnt it where everyone was bored and weren't allowed out for 6 months?
teacher: yes, jimmy. it was fucking horrid.

by plankt0n April 1, 2020