pizzozo's definitions

layup

1) How to describe the action you take when you had way too many drinks the night before and don't want to go to work/school.

Holyfuckingshitman, i am layup today. I think I had about 23 beers last night, but I kinda lost count after #14.

by pizzozo October 28, 2004

double stick

When two men fuck a woman in her anus and her vagina at the same time

Rick and Nick gave that trick the ol' double stick.

by pizzozo October 28, 2004

roofies

1) Rohyphenol
2) Common term for a drug used to render victims unconscious or incapacitated; typically used by males from college fraternities to rape female(or possibly male) victims because they, the frat kids, can't any poontang any other way due to their lack of basic social skills, idiocy or missing chromosomes.

"Dude, I think Brad's finally gonna get some tonight!" said Chad
"Why do you say that, dude?" asked Ted
"He totally slipped a roofie in that blonde chick's drink!" replied Chad
"Dude! Awesome! Delta Delta Delta!! Wooo!" hollered Ted.

by pizzozo October 28, 2004

ididoth

1) A term created by the band Group X
2) Moron; bungling retard
3) Worse than a normal idiot

You are an ididoth if you think that 'ididoth' means that you are smart.

Quit being such a billyfied fagmouth nance, you ididoth.

by pizzozo October 28, 2004

billyfied

1) Extremely whiny; apt to cry about one's partner being mean.
2) Antonym for hardcore
3) pussy

1) This emo is friggin' billyfied.
2) That's just about the most billyfied thing I've heard you say, you nance.
3) Quit being so billyfied.

by pizzozo September 11, 2004

Brain Fuckler

A mythical creature that befuddles his unwitting victim by fuckling the shit out of their minds.

Sometimes, if I'm fast enough, I catch a glimpse of the Brain Fuckler, just fucklin' the shit out of everyone... and we don't even know it.

by Pizzozo February 14, 2008

double secret

1) The location of Iraq's weapons of mass destruction
2) The location of Osama bin Laden

"You see, Colin, the thing about these WMDs over in Iraq is that they are located in a double secret warehouse! You see, The first secret is Saddam hiding them there, and the second secret is me lying about his single secret warehouse! Isn't my strategery neat?" said G.W.

by pizzozo October 28, 2004