BOVILEXIA

(bo vil eks' e uh) n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!!" every time you pass a cow.

Jack: (leaning his head out of the car window) "Mooo"

Dad: You got a severe case of bovilexia if you know it or not.

Jack: Huh!

by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010

cling kong

used as an adjective to describe a person that is way too clingy.

joan: tonight is girls night out and well be going out to dinner.

jon: Do you think I can come with you guys?

joan: Jon don't be such a cling kong, I just told you its girls night out.

by piyox420andreev July 24, 2010

BACKSPUBBLE

(bak' spuh bul)n. Dishwater that disappears down one drain of a double sink and comes up the other.

The damn backspubble keeps coming up and getting all the dry ones in the dish drainer wet.

by piyox420andreev August 18, 2010

nope dope

What you call a drug that is just plain bunk and doesnt do anything.

That dope is fake man, thats what I like to call good old nope dope because nope, that dope didnt do shit!

by piyox420andreev August 16, 2010

BUCKLINT

(buck' lint) n. The fine red and blue threads running through new dollar bills.

If you look really close at a dollar bill, you can see the bucklint.

by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010

ZIPCUFFED

(zip' cuft) v. To be trapped in one's trousers by a faulty zipper.

Shelly: Well are you a square or are you taking off your clothes and jumping in the pool?

Wendell: I can't get my trousers to come off...Well all be it seems that my trousers got me zipcuffed.I guess I'm swimming with them on!

by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010

david andreev

A pure bred bulgarian human capable of future prophecy and warnings of natural disasters.

Where in the hell is david andreev when you need him?

by piyox420andreev July 24, 2010