Definitions by piyox420andreev

NAPJERK 

(nap' jurk) n. The sudden convulsion of the body just as one is about to doze off.

Sometimes at the moment I reach deep sleep I have this napjerk of me walking down a street and suddenly I trip over a crack in the sidewalk.

NAPJERK by piyox420andreev August 23, 2010

ELEVERTIGO 

(el uh vur' tig oh) n. The sensation one experiences when an elevator stops or takes off too suddenly.

One gets the feeling of elevertigo the moment an elevator starts to go up or down, and when it comes to a stop.

ELEVERTIGO by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010

BOVILEXIA 

(bo vil eks' e uh) n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!!" every time you pass a cow.

Jack: (leaning his head out of the car window) "Mooo"

Dad: You got a severe case of bovilexia if you know it or not.

Jack: Huh!

BOVILEXIA by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010

BUCKLINT 

(buck' lint) n. The fine red and blue threads running through new dollar bills.

If you look really close at a dollar bill, you can see the bucklint.

BUCKLINT by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010

BUSBLENDER 

(bus' blen dur) n. The device at the front of the bus that tosses your fare around for a while, then swallows it.

I almost lost my balance putting my money into the busblender when the driver stepped on the gas.

BUSBLENDER by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010

PREMADERCI

(pree muh dayr' chi) n. The act of saying goodbye to someone, then running into him/her again moments later (usually accompanied by a lame quip such as "you following me?")

Joe: premaderci... long time no see!

Jan: HAHAHA... nice one.

PREMADERCI by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010

ZIPCUFFED

(zip' cuft) v. To be trapped in one's trousers by a faulty zipper.

Shelly: Well are you a square or are you taking off your clothes and jumping in the pool?

Wendell: I can't get my trousers to come off...Well all be it seems that my trousers got me zipcuffed.I guess I'm swimming with them on!

ZIPCUFFED by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010