14 definitions by pixelfairy

bearded wizard

1. a wizard with a beard
2. bearded lizard, with mouth full
3. something gross you can't even imagine

by pixelfairy February 18, 2011

revealing your age by referring to the old software you used to use

I though he was like 25 but then he told me that he used to use Illustrator 88 ... so using software version age dating he must be at least 40.

by pixelfairy July 30, 2008

Unlike guys who like gals, guys, or guys and gals; bike-sexual guys are only into bikes.

"I'm into him but it seems like he's not into me. At first I thought he was stuck on his x-girlfriend but now I think he's just bike-sexual"

by pixelfairy October 31, 2008

when a friend sends you a chat that links to a site that asks for you gmail credentials it's phishspicious.

by pixelfairy February 24, 2009

Greg: "want anything from the store?"
Alon: "yeah, pick me up half-a-dozen eggs and a scrotum of apples"

by pixelfairy October 23, 2008

The condition of somebody that is unable to deal with life, usually found sitting around a neglected apartment with bad hair and bad outfit.

I saw Kenny at our high school reunion, he's still living with his parents and saving up for a camaro ...totally self helpless.

by pixelfairy June 24, 2008

by pixelfairy August 22, 2008