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An affluent community in Strathcona County in Alberta, Canada east of Edmonton. People from Sherwood Park (or The Park) are generally better, and signifigantly whiter than individuals from Edmonton. The population of Sherwood Park is comprised of beautiful well-kept homes, and parks. This causes people from neighboring Edmonton to harbour tremendous jealousy and resentment towards Sherwood Park, and its residents as Edmonton is about 94 percent ghetto. Sherwood Park has a near zero crime rate, and a median income of approx. $121000 per household. Sherwood Park residents only go into Edmonton to throw garbage out the window, and dump used motor oil.
Edmonton resident; "Where do you live?"
Sherwood Park resident "I live in The park"
Edmonton resident "Really? May I please come home with you?"
Sherwood Park resident "No, sorry, you are a dirty Edmonton person, and you're kind of beige."
Sherwood Park resident "I live in The park"
Edmonton resident "Really? May I please come home with you?"
Sherwood Park resident "No, sorry, you are a dirty Edmonton person, and you're kind of beige."
by picturethief December 8, 2008