phillip's definitions

mistretta

a short faggot who thinks hes a badass

That kid is acting like a mistretta.

by Phillip August 10, 2003

wop shop

an italian restuarant or pizza place.

i'm hungry, lets go to the local wap shop and maybe get a pizza or calzone.

by Phillip June 5, 2005

audge

Abbreviation for Audrey.

Where's my Audge?

by Phillip February 6, 2004

Beaner on me

When instead of leaning on a person (hense the ryhme with Lean On me)you hire a beaner to do it for 10 cents

"Charles, im not going to lean on your shoulder...Jose, get your ass over here"

"Wheres Mi el Dime?

"STFU"

by Phillip January 23, 2005

duzkut

One who eats feces.

That duzkut just ate my dinner.

by Phillip February 15, 2004

Crapper

Slang term for an late 19th century toilet fixture. During WWI soldiers oftern visited these toilets and called them crappers. The name originated from a popular seller of toilets. Thomas Crapper of England.

Thomas Crapper invented the modern toilet which is still in use today with few changes.

God damn i got to take a crap.

by Phillip August 24, 2005

Farctate

Stuffed Full!!!!

Randy ate the Taco Soup and is Farctate

by Phillip November 29, 2003