4 definitions by philadave69
Phil: What's something we could write in Urban Dictionary?
Dave: I dunno, I'm trying to cum up with one!
Phil: Okay, chill out bro...
Dave: I dunno, I'm trying to cum up with one!
Phil: Okay, chill out bro...
by philadave69 March 28, 2009
Though rare, the stomp job can be pretty popular in the Cambodian area. Popularized in U.S. by the fame of Ashton Kutcher, Bill Clinton, and Juan Valdez, the stomp job consists of three stages, with the final stage being the act's namesake. It requires at least 1 penis.
Phase 1: Everyone involved gets into a circle, and if only two are participating face each other. You must alternate penis and non-penis.
Phase 2: Every other person gets a blowjob/handjob/vaginajob/assjob/earjob.
Phase 3: Anyone that is getting pleasured must get down onto their knees right before they cum and get stomped on by their partner.
Phase 1: Everyone involved gets into a circle, and if only two are participating face each other. You must alternate penis and non-penis.
Phase 2: Every other person gets a blowjob/handjob/vaginajob/assjob/earjob.
Phase 3: Anyone that is getting pleasured must get down onto their knees right before they cum and get stomped on by their partner.
by philadave69 May 17, 2009
Dad: "Can you grab me something that is a non-penis?"
You: "Yeah, how about this vagina, or the pamphlet?"
Dad: "Perfect!"
Mom: "Who wants cream soda?"
You and Dad: "Me!"
You: "Yeah, how about this vagina, or the pamphlet?"
Dad: "Perfect!"
Mom: "Who wants cream soda?"
You and Dad: "Me!"
by philadave69 May 17, 2009
When a guy cums into a teacup full of tea and a girl drinks while still fully clothed. She may even want to wear a nice dress to look better for the male and if he's a gentleman he'll make a pot full so they can both enjoy multiple glasses.
by philadave69 March 28, 2009