peter's definitions

special olympics hopeful

an insult; one who can only hope of being in the special olympics.

Matt's another special olympics hopeful.

by Peter April 16, 2004

alphanumeric

An expensive car, especially one which serves as a status symbol. A suit covered anus typically will drive an alphanumeric. The term comes from the practice among most auto manufacturers of using alphanumeric designations on expensive car models, as opposed to the model names used for cheaper cars, e.g. Infiniti G35 vs. Nissan Altima, or Lexus ES 350 vs. Toyota Camry.

There's nothing like driving an alphanumeric to show people that you're a big shot.

by Peter January 1, 2007

Intronet

The Internet, so-called because of its attraction to introverts.

I spent all weekend surfing the Intronet and not talking to a single person face to face.

by Peter May 2, 2006

kongo

Someone who is a fat lump of shit whith no life, and got dumped by amy after just 2 hours!!!

Fuck off kongo

by peter May 7, 2004

TINU

There Is No Us.

Some of us (TINU) think that urban dictionary rocks.

by Peter February 11, 2004

cone fuck

To have sexual intercourse with an uncircumsized penis.

Girl:Lets fuck
Guy:There's one problem though
Girl:What???
Guy:I have a needle dick
Girl: EEWWWW!!! CONE FUCK!!!!

by peter October 13, 2004

kobewest

A cool cat who posts on the something awful forums.

oh wow kobewest is a HIL-AR-IOUS poster!

by PETER September 8, 2003