peter's definitions

widget

Derived from a computer programming term, "widget" refers to a virtual object with default settings. In the context of Internet dating, a widget is a man or woman known through his or her on-line profile. A widget remains a widget even when real names have been exchanged. After several in-person meetings, a widget can be referred to by his or her actual name.

So, have you hooked up with any widgets lately?

by Peter February 25, 2004

Commack

Commack is also very L.I.E.

When hanging on the Island Commack rocks.

by Peter March 20, 2005

STD Grab Bag

A fucking splendid hardcore punk band out of the the Chicago suburbs.

Originally called the 'Target Rats', they decided to change their name and asked the crowd at a show for ideas; STD Grab Bag was the one they went with, and have remained since.

ME: Hey Jesus, let's go to the STD Grab Bag show!

JESUS: Fuck yeah!

by Peter December 14, 2004

gratuity

A tip! Money or gift the someone recieves in exchange for a favor given. Bartender, waitstaff of slot attendent.

You gave Ron a big fat gratuity for what? The jokes on you!

by Peter September 25, 2005

wippy

A croissant filled with sperm and strawberries.

Eat Your wippy and shut the fuck up!

One double wippy with a cappuciono, please.

by Peter December 14, 2003

Harvard on the hill

Typically of a Junior College; specifically of Moorpark College, in Moorpark, CA.

Bobken: So you going to Northridge next year.
Hidalgo: No, I'll probably go to Harvard on the hill.

by Peter April 15, 2004

krn

Shortened version of "Korean"
-Similar to "azn" of "asian"
-Used on internet blogs and screen names

"Iz he krn?"
"Nah he juss chinese"

by peter May 16, 2004