peter's definitions

UfO

Unbelievably Fucken Obvious

That Idiot is so UFO!

by Peter October 10, 2005

sockdrawer

To take a credit card out of your wallet and stash it somewhere in the house. A sock drawer is a common place to use, hence the name. The idea is that by limiting your access to the card, you'll be less likely to use it and run up your balance.

I've saved hundreds of dollars ever since I sockdrawered my Visa card last year.

by Peter October 13, 2005

gratuity

To receive or give a payment to sort for favours redendered.

I left that cheap bitch a $5.00 gratuity.

by Peter August 31, 2005

gratuity

To give or recieve money for services given.

Also see tip

I left a $5.00 gratuity on the bed for the the slut

by Peter September 6, 2005

gratuity

A tip! Money or gift the someone recieves in exchange for a favor given. Bartender, waitstaff of slot attendent.

You gave Ron a big fat gratuity for what? The jokes on you!

by Peter September 25, 2005

penismorphious

The art of being able to change from one sex to the other for the sake of a position at work..Ask Lis.

She was going through the process know as penismorphious so she could advance at work!

by Peter September 21, 2005

roach motel

A used car dealership catering to people with bad credit. It most likely sells rattletrap older cars at inflated prices and charges exhorbitant interest rates. Buyers generally have to pay weekly or bi-weekly, as opposed to the monthly payments characteristic of legitimate lenders, and being even a few days late on a payment will trigger aggressive collections attempts and, quite possibly, repossession.

That dealership's a roach motel, avoid it at all costs.

by Peter September 29, 2005