peter's definitions

muzhiks

person from former sovjet union......??

According to them the tsar was bad, and so is the Soviet government. The only people they consider any good are those who ask nothing themselves, and give them everything gratis. Muzhiks--that's what they are!"

"Oh, I can't bear those muzhiks! I can't bear the sight of them--I'd shoot the lot!" said Burun, an inveterate townsman.

Burun's favourite amusement at the market was to go up to some villager, standing beside his cart, eyeing with distaste the town miscreants milling around him, and to ask him:

"Are you a crook?"

The villager would forget his cautiousness in his indignation.

"Eh?"

"Oh, you're a muzhik!" Burun would exclaim, laughing, unexpectedly moving with the rapidity of lightning towards the sack on the cart. "Look out, Pop!"

The villager would respond with a string of oaths, which was just what Burun wanted--he enjoyed it as the amateur of music enjoys a symphony concert.

by peter October 23, 2003

krn

Shortened version of "Korean"
-Similar to "azn" of "asian"
-Used on internet blogs and screen names

"Iz he krn?"
"Nah he juss chinese"

by peter May 16, 2004

meat popsicle,

give male oral in not a nice way to a person or company

"Sprint gave our company a 'meat popsicle' instead of dealing with us fairly"

by peter September 15, 2003

Squick

noun and verb. An instinctive revulsion to something, a combination of "squirm" and "ick". Used in BDSM subculture

You can whip her all night long and she'll ask for me, but belts squick her completely.

by Peter November 14, 2003

simobionic

The feeling of GREAT sexual desire for centipedes and sumo wrestlers

i am feeling very simobionic at the moment

by Peter November 26, 2004

Dynamite Pants

Any type of lower body apparel which accentuates the genitals or ass region

Alfredo's mom is wearing a hot pair of see-through dynamite pants.

by Peter January 16, 2004

wrath

It's wrath you moron, it's not pronounced wroth you moron.

Adam is determind to prove that it is pronounced wroth

by Peter November 23, 2004