peter's definitions

roach motel

A used car dealership catering to people with bad credit. It most likely sells rattletrap older cars at inflated prices and charges exhorbitant interest rates. Buyers generally have to pay weekly or bi-weekly, as opposed to the monthly payments characteristic of legitimate lenders, and being even a few days late on a payment will trigger aggressive collections attempts and, quite possibly, repossession.

That dealership's a roach motel, avoid it at all costs.

by Peter September 29, 2005

kobewest

A cool cat who posts on the something awful forums.

oh wow kobewest is a HIL-AR-IOUS poster!

by PETER September 8, 2003

faddy

skinny girl with a fat ass

yo that girl got a faddy

by peter May 5, 2003

Shizz Nit

Very Good, superb

That due's the Shizz Nit!!

by Peter November 19, 2003

ski poles

synonomous with circle jerk. (pretend that you are cross-country skiing, moving your arms up and down vigorously)

"the yankees suck. how about some ski pole action?"

by peter October 15, 2003

gratuity

To receive or give a payment to sort for favours redendered.

I left that cheap bitch a $5.00 gratuity.

by Peter August 31, 2005

Sculick

When a guy crawls under a table and surprises an unsuspecting women with a surprise cuntlick

I'd love to give that hot bird a sculick.

by Peter November 14, 2003