peter's definitions

microsuck

A deragotory way of referring to Microsoft; usualy used by people who use alternative operating systems such as GNU/Linux, BSD, or Mac OS X.

<tech support> So you're using Windows XP?
<me> No, heck no. I don't put any of that Microsuck software on my computer.

by Peter October 28, 2004

meat popsicle,

give male oral in not a nice way to a person or company

"Sprint gave our company a 'meat popsicle' instead of dealing with us fairly"

by peter September 15, 2003

Camcord

An automotive term meaning a competent but unexciting family sedan. It's the sort of vehicle that'll get you where you're going in a reliable manner but won't win you any style points in the process. The name comes from the Toyota Camry and Honda Accord, the two best examples of this sort of vehicle.

I guess my date wasn't impressed when I picked her up in a Camcord rather than a BMW.

by Peter April 14, 2006

oik

British slang for "only income, kids" or "own income, kids". A person with children but no partner. See also oink, dik, dink

Sara has been working as a nanny for an oik in Hyde Park.

by Peter February 18, 2004

number one

being at the top of your friend's best friend ranking. A number one takes on duties and privileges that must be held account for.

Luan: yo peter, you're my number one now.
Peter: What about Pat?
Luan: Man that skank ahh nig aint nothin but a bitch
Peter: Thank you luan, i'll do my best.

by Peter December 9, 2008

higgen

radio edit of the n word, flipped and reversed.

thats my higgen right thurr.

by Peter December 25, 2003

pea soup

Phrase to describe the smell of a guy called Senior Cardgage, who was extremely sketchy and gave Strong Sad nightmares.

Hey Pom-Pom, this guy smells like pea soup!

by Peter April 27, 2004