peter's definitions

catfish

At either end of the social spectrum, there lies a leisure class. A catfish is a person who simultaneously lives in both--for example, eating corn dogs in a Porsche, or drinking champagne while homeless.

Look at that dirty rock climber with a Makers and soda in a crystal tumbler--what a catfish!

by Peter February 24, 2004

manky

To be spoilt or become defective.

I tried to cook a roast dinner but it came out all manky.
My bicycle's front wheel is manky.

by Peter December 19, 2003

Focus

Great Dutch rock band, famous for the song "Hocus Pocus".

I went to see Focus, the other night, and they rocked. No other band can yodel like that!

by Peter July 7, 2004

STD Grab Bag

A fucking splendid hardcore punk band out of the the Chicago suburbs.

Originally called the 'Target Rats', they decided to change their name and asked the crowd at a show for ideas; STD Grab Bag was the one they went with, and have remained since.

ME: Hey Jesus, let's go to the STD Grab Bag show!

JESUS: Fuck yeah!

by Peter December 14, 2004

gratuity

A tip! Money or gift the someone recieves in exchange for a favor given. Bartender, waitstaff of slot attendent.

You gave Ron a big fat gratuity for what? The jokes on you!

by Peter September 25, 2005

morrible

n. combination of more and horrible

That shit is morrible than the last batch.

by peter February 4, 2005

random

Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective

"The ancient feasts of dreams will roar with remarkable queefs."

"The clouds of kaduka will determine the monthly skeet of justice."

"Facing the green leaf gorilla is inevitable for the doy will chew milk under the horizon"

"When the silly two by four umbrella c walks with monks, I shall fuck until the skies shit out watermelons"

by peter October 13, 2004