2 definitions by paytoilet

i'm your face

laughable expression by malaysian punks who tried to pick my pocket and got caught.
i'm sure they meant "i'm in your face"
my boots were the only thing in their face.

world traveler: wow isnt kuala lumpur nice.
idiots: I'M YOUR FACE! GIVE THE MONEY!
world traveler: (kicks their asses)

by paytoilet February 26, 2010

catsquib

to scare a cat away with a loud bodily function like a sneeze or flatulence.

Marxie wouldn't move from my towel after i got out of the shower until i cut a loud one and catsquibbed her out of there.

by paytoilet April 10, 2009