20 definitions by parkca01
by parkca01 August 26, 2011
Anne’s desk is in prime seating for being an office vulture. She initiates an email to our alias when the luncheon is over and we snag all of the three hour old leftover pizza.
by parkca01 July 8, 2010
Aaron started waving his marshmallow stick to get the flame to go out. The marshmallow flung off and the flaming pile of sticky landed on Cheryl's leg. What a s'moron.
by parkca01 November 16, 2011
The first time I called a girl was on a rotary phone. Back then you couldn't screen calls.
Grandpa, you're a rotary bone.
Grandpa, you're a rotary bone.
by parkca01 February 21, 2014
Man he hit my car, stole my girl, and lit a fart in my room. But we go back since elementary school so we're still friends. High level of brolerance.
Also, most groomsmen have a high level of brolerance as girlfriends can be bridezillas.
Also, most groomsmen have a high level of brolerance as girlfriends can be bridezillas.
by parkca01 November 19, 2010
Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.
Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.
by parkca01 October 4, 2013
Similar to foreplay but revolves around chores. Not getting any action until the honey do list is done.
Greg: Hey girl you could bring that back rub down a bit lower... And to the front...
Sara: Honey you have to give me a little workplay to get something. That sore thumb garage is so turning me off.
Sara: Honey you have to give me a little workplay to get something. That sore thumb garage is so turning me off.
by parkca01 July 2, 2010