2 definitions by onateag
An object placed on an erect penis that stays there on its own. For example, a water bottle placed over the shaft would be considered a hood ornament .
Girl: Hey Daniel, I hear you're packing some serious hangage in them jeans...
Daniel: Well, let's just say I can use your that flower vase over there as a hood ornament ;)
Girl: *nom nom nom*
G: Dude, that chick is so tiny!
D: Ya man, if I play my cards right, I bet I could make her my very own hood ornament!
G: lol
Daniel: Well, let's just say I can use your that flower vase over there as a hood ornament ;)
Girl: *nom nom nom*
G: Dude, that chick is so tiny!
D: Ya man, if I play my cards right, I bet I could make her my very own hood ornament!
G: lol
by onateag April 6, 2011
This is when you're passionately tussling with your significant other, when all of a sudden, you yell, "BLENDER!" and proceed to stick your tongue in their lips and make your tongue move in circles in the motion that the blade at the bottom of a blender makes. May have other connotations when done to a woman's other lips.
by onateag January 26, 2011