194 definitions by octopod

tell us how you really feel

An ironic riposte to an emotional or invective-laden tirade, meaning, more or less, "You've achieved the maximum of outrage."

So you say the teacher is a festering, mold-encrusted, reeking squid.

Now tell us how you really feel!

by octopod May 27, 2006

by octopod January 16, 2004

"John Kerry is a statesman."
"Yeah, right!"

by octopod May 30, 2004

Ironic or sarcastic expression of agreement that really means disagreement or dismissal. See whatever.

No, Howard Dean is a man of character and conviction . . .
Yeah, right!

by octopod November 22, 2003

Impressive at first but with experience, found to be stupid or unimaginative

"That John Kerry seems to have gravitas."
"He's a mile wide and an inch deep."

by octopod April 11, 2004

A marriage entered into for show, for money, for prestige, but definitely not our of romantic love.

Diana didn't realize that for Charles, it was a marriage of convenience.

by octopod November 8, 2003

A sudden irrepressible urge to lick pussy. Cf. munchies, cunt cheese.

I bit into the sardine sandwich and suddenly was overcome by the cuntchies.

by octopod November 25, 2003