obie's definitions

AssfuckBogota

An incredible fuck up. A mistake of insane magnitude.

What we've got here is an AssfuckBogota for sure, Fonzie!

by obie October 20, 2003

z-bar

n. slang. A pill of xanax.

We drank some beer, took some z-bars, and i pretty much can't recall shit after that.

by obie October 24, 2003

superbrain

n. 1. One is considered to have extreme intelligence.
2. A sarcastic statement made, refering to one who has done something incredibly stupid.

1. You figured out chaos theory, you must be a superbrain!
2. Way to go, superbrain, you're idiocy as doomed us all to hell.

by obie October 21, 2003

bleecher

n. 1. One who bleaches their pubic hair blonde.
2. One who bleaches the hair on their head.
3. An unnaturally blonde male or female that carries one or more sexually transmitted diseases.

1. Dude, bleecher porn is the best, the carpet matches the drapes, know what I'm saying?
2. They can't really be blonde, they have got to be bleechers.
3. That fucking bleecher gave me herpes AND the clap!

by obie October 20, 2003

Trading Quarters

The exchanging of anecdotes or experiances instead of conversation. Small talk that is meant to make all parties involved feel good.

Tom and Paul were Trading Quarters when they first met.

by obie June 20, 2006

cowboy dan

a major player on the cowboy scene who goes to the reservation, drinks and gets mean, they say he'll start a war, he hops in his pickup puts the peddle to the floor and says "i've got mine but i want more" then he drives to the desert and fires his rifle in the sky and says "god if i have to die, you will have to die."
he didn't move to the city, the city moved to him and and he wants out desperately

"Cowboy Dan's a major player!"

by obie January 26, 2004

mice

n.
1. Small rodent
2. Lab animal
3. tiny modest people who are mouse like

"Mice eat cheese and for the most part, they do as they please. Then, cat comes home. Mice don't feel very free to walk around."

by obie April 16, 2006