obie's definitions

Spitting Cobra

n.
1. Name of a sex act performed by first, having anal sex and releasing ejaculate into the anus and then sucking the ejaculate out of the anus with a straw (see Feltching) and finally spitting the ejaculate into the mouth of a third party.

"After Feltching my woman, I like to sneak a Spitting Cobra in on my roommate while he's sleeping."

by obie April 16, 2006

pancaking

v. in comedy: when a stand-up comic starts strong and engages the crowd well but ends weakly and has lost the audience.
Term made popular by Mitch Hedberg.

"Pancakes are great when you start eating them, but by the time you get to the end your totally sick of them. That's why pancaking is a going to be a new comedy term, because some comics start off great. By the time their ending their act, though, you're sick of them. 'Hey, look at Mitch up there! He's totally pancaking!'"

by Obie August 23, 2006

dex

Abbreviation for Dextromethorphan.

Chemical found in over the counter cough suppressants that when ingested in large quantities causes effects similar to tripping.

noun.
"Dude, I just at 500mgs of Dex!"
verb.
"Holy shit dude, you're going to be dexing for 8 hours straight."
adj.
"I'm going to be all dexed out, man!"

by obie December 20, 2003

Neverending math Equation

n.
1. The meaning of life and existance.
2. The method by which the Universe functions.
3. A Math equation that never even ever really even is
ending.

the neverending math equation is an equation
". . . that never even ever really even is ending
Infinity spirals out creation
We're on the tip of its tongue, and it is saying
We aint sure where you stand
You aint machines and you aint land
And the plants and the animals, they are land
And the plants and the animals eat each other"

by obie March 27, 2006

Tokyo

noun
1 the largest city in Japan with the population of 12,000,000

by obie September 12, 2003

mice

n.
1. Small rodent
2. Lab animal
3. tiny modest people who are mouse like

"Mice eat cheese and for the most part, they do as they please. Then, cat comes home. Mice don't feel very free to walk around."

by obie April 16, 2006

z-bar

n. slang. A pill of xanax.

We drank some beer, took some z-bars, and i pretty much can't recall shit after that.

by obie October 24, 2003