obie's definitions

AssfuckBogota

An incredible fuck up. A mistake of insane magnitude.

What we've got here is an AssfuckBogota for sure, Fonzie!

by obie October 20, 2003

Spitting Cobra

n.
1. Name of a sex act performed by first, having anal sex and releasing ejaculate into the anus and then sucking the ejaculate out of the anus with a straw (see Feltching) and finally spitting the ejaculate into the mouth of a third party.

"After Feltching my woman, I like to sneak a Spitting Cobra in on my roommate while he's sleeping."

by obie April 16, 2006

pancaking

v. in comedy: when a stand-up comic starts strong and engages the crowd well but ends weakly and has lost the audience.
Term made popular by Mitch Hedberg.

"Pancakes are great when you start eating them, but by the time you get to the end your totally sick of them. That's why pancaking is a going to be a new comedy term, because some comics start off great. By the time their ending their act, though, you're sick of them. 'Hey, look at Mitch up there! He's totally pancaking!'"

by Obie August 23, 2006

cowboy dan

a major player on the cowboy scene who goes to the reservation, drinks and gets mean, they say he'll start a war, he hops in his pickup puts the peddle to the floor and says "i've got mine but i want more" then he drives to the desert and fires his rifle in the sky and says "god if i have to die, you will have to die."
he didn't move to the city, the city moved to him and and he wants out desperately

"Cowboy Dan's a major player!"

by obie January 26, 2004

superbrain

n. 1. One is considered to have extreme intelligence.
2. A sarcastic statement made, refering to one who has done something incredibly stupid.

1. You figured out chaos theory, you must be a superbrain!
2. Way to go, superbrain, you're idiocy as doomed us all to hell.

by obie October 21, 2003

oggle

v. 1. To stare at the breasts or ass of a woman with out their knowledge. see also "learing"

Dude, don't oggle my moms tits.

by obie October 20, 2003

pie_bot

n. a widely known, yet not widely respected chatterbox.

Pie_bot sure is an asshole to FrankStallone.

by obie November 2, 2003