Definitions by obie

catastrofuck 

When a hell-hole meets cataclysm.
Coined by Jon Stewert.

What we have now in Iraq is a Catastrofuck.

catastrofuck by Obie October 4, 2006

pancaking 

v. in comedy: when a stand-up comic starts strong and engages the crowd well but ends weakly and has lost the audience.
Term made popular by Mitch Hedberg.

"Pancakes are great when you start eating them, but by the time you get to the end your totally sick of them. That's why pancaking is a going to be a new comedy term, because some comics start off great. By the time their ending their act, though, you're sick of them. 'Hey, look at Mitch up there! He's totally pancaking!'"

pancaking by Obie August 23, 2006

Trading Quarters 

The exchanging of anecdotes or experiances instead of conversation. Small talk that is meant to make all parties involved feel good.

Tom and Paul were Trading Quarters when they first met.

Trading Quarters by obie June 20, 2006

mice

n.
1. Small rodent
2. Lab animal
3. tiny modest people who are mouse like

"Mice eat cheese and for the most part, they do as they please. Then, cat comes home. Mice don't feel very free to walk around."

mice by obie April 16, 2006

Spitting Cobra 

n.
1. Name of a sex act performed by first, having anal sex and releasing ejaculate into the anus and then sucking the ejaculate out of the anus with a straw (see Feltching) and finally spitting the ejaculate into the mouth of a third party.

"After Feltching my woman, I like to sneak a Spitting Cobra in on my roommate while he's sleeping."

Spitting Cobra by obie April 16, 2006

Neverending math Equation 

n.
1. The meaning of life and existance.
2. The method by which the Universe functions.
3. A Math equation that never even ever really even is
ending.

the neverending math equation is an equation
". . . that never even ever really even is ending
Infinity spirals out creation
We're on the tip of its tongue, and it is saying
We aint sure where you stand
You aint machines and you aint land
And the plants and the animals, they are land
And the plants and the animals eat each other"

Neverending math Equation by obie March 27, 2006

fishy bitches 

Aggrevated term used in World of Warcraft to describe the Merloc race.

"Damn you fishy bitches! You won't get me!"

fishy bitches by Obie April 12, 2005