5 definitions by ob1

1. some one (usually a white boy) who acts like a jamacian, usually accompanied by a bad dredie weave

2. one who pretends to be a rastafarian

3. one who involves themselves in reggae culture for non-spiritual purposes
A: "me strate original rude bwoy, so me seh, bloodclot! bagwan me bredren"

B: "damn fool quit jahfakin"
by ob1 August 22, 2003
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1. what you need to get up off of...

2. bulbous enclosure of fat located at the back of the bus, can be used as a floatation device in the event of an emergency.
get off your damn keister and get in the game
by ob1 March 30, 2004
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1. cascading pile of cellulite, usually located on the mid torso section of the body but in some rare occasions flabalanches have been reported in the jowl and thigh regions.

2. often associated with creatures that use the sir name jabba. see: jabba the slut
A: don't look now but your cousin is takin' off her shirt again.

A: that's got to be the biggest flabalanche i've ever seen! that's some seven layer burrito shit.

B: shut the fuck up man! why you lookin?

A: your cousin's tore up yo!
by ob1 March 30, 2004
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1. unleavened roadside meat treat

2. essentially a furry little animal that got caught under a tire or otherwise squashed my moving vehicle. generally has a rancid smell and a jerky like texture; preferred by mountain folk, hillbillies and the inbred.

3. not kosher.

see roadkill also see street pizza
hooo weee! dab nagit... stop the truck cletus! i saw me sum flatmeat back thar!
by ob1 April 2, 2004
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urban dance style associated with breakdancing, other forms include up rockin, down rockin etc...

usually limited to upper torso. including wave like staccato movements of the arms and sliding the feet. similar to the the robot.
yo dat nigga trey got mad skillz, poppin n lockin like a true bboy, old skool fo shizil
by ob1 July 11, 2003
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