nlolhere's definitions

loading

The worst word in the world for impatient people

“Loading...”
“Any second now”

*5 minutes later*

“Loading...”
“WHYYYYYYYYYYY”

*10 thousand years later*

“Finished loading”
“OH MY GOD IT’S FINALLY DONE LOADING”

by nlolhere July 17, 2020

March 29

The day Club Penguin shut down, which happened in 2017

March 29 was one of the saddest days in gaming history :(

by nlolhere July 15, 2020

Libra

1. The seventh zodiac sign for people that were born from Sept. 23- Oct. 22

2. The name of a new cryptocurrency Facebook is putting out, which will compete with the U.S. dollar. Needless to say, this will probably either fall flat on it’s face or help Facebook take over the world and steal or help people to steal several people’s money.

1. Hold on, I need to check the Libra section for today’s horoscope.

2. Guy 1 in the future: “Can I pay you with Libra?”
Guy 2 also in the future: “You invested in that? You a dumbass or sum?”

by nlolhere July 13, 2020

coomer

A variation of the meme doomer. Used to make fun of people obsessed with porn/masturbation. The term first originated on 4chan. Also see coom

Guy 1: Just watched a 4 hour porno and I came 20 times! Man that felt good.

Guy 2: Dude, you’re a fucking coomer.

by nlolhere May 28, 2020

Trolling

Posting off-topic or anger-inducing messages or posts on a social media or forum on purpose to cause anger and chaos. A person who does this often is called a troll. Often confused with pranking.

“I love trolling these people on the internet LOL”

by nlolhere March 30, 2020

BitLife

A great mobile game where you can live out an entire fucking life, die, and then live another life.

The only thing that sucks about BitLife is that you have to pay for a lot of the best features. On the bright side, it’s only $5

by nlolhere July 13, 2020

12

Slang for the police or any other law enforcement.

“Told em fuck 12, fuck SWAT...”

by nlolhere May 28, 2020