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Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

Hermitcraft

A private (aka whitelisted) modded vanilla Minecraft server started by generikb in April 2012. It’s famous from several famous Minecraft let’s players playing it often, such as TheBajanCanadian and Grian. It is currently on 7 seasons but that is soon to change.

Hermitcraft is one of the most, if not THE most fun and enjoyable server in Minecraft

by nlolhere October 14, 2020

MIDI swap

A MIDI track but with the instruments changed, or played with a different Soundfont

This sounds really great for a MIDI swap.

by nlolhere July 7, 2021

election

An event where you have to decide which moron is less braindead and has a slightly less retarded way of saving the world.

Elections suck

by nlolhere July 14, 2020

allahu akbar

An Muslim saying in Arabic that roughly translates to "Allah is the greatest".

"الله أكبر" = basically the same thing but actually written out with the arabic alphabet

"Oh dear Allah, please accept me into Paradise when I die. Allahu akbar."

by nlolhere July 16, 2020

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by nlolhere May 28, 2020

Shane Dawson

A dude who got away with so much stuff, until this past month where it all got exposed. His career’s basically over now

Damn, some of these Urban Dictionary definitions about Shane Dawson aged HORRIBLY

by nlolhere July 28, 2020