nlolhere's definitions

communism

A cool idea (I mean, who doesn’t want everything to be shared and equal?) that sounds like it’ll work on paper, but when you try starting it, it fails horribly due to a lot of factors went unnoticed and unseen

“Without the bids and offers of private owners, prices reflecting their relative market values cannot develop. And without market prices, it is impossible to coordinate production activities so that the goods and services consumers need will be available. That is why Communism fails.”

-Foundation for Economic Education

by nlolhere June 27, 2020

Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

Avetard

A derogatory term for a person living in Avenue apartments in Oklahoma, which is known for having a multitude of Oklahoma University students. These students are often stupid as fuck and misbehave all the time, hence the name aveTARD.

Those goddamn avetards are partying all night again, don’t they know there’s school tomorrow

by nlolhere July 18, 2020

Special K

1. (noun) slang for the psychedelic drug ketamine, based on the cereal (see 2.)

2. (noun) a type of cereal from the brand Kellogg’s, usually has types of berries/fruit in it

1. “Ay my man you wanna trip on some Special K at my house?”

2. “Dad, can I please have some Special K for breakfast?”

by nlolhere June 21, 2020

MIA

short for missing in action. basically a member of the armed forces who didn't return home after serving, and whose whereabouts are unknown. may or may not be dead

Guy 1: "My dad is MIA, I saw him leave to go to the military years ago, and then I never saw or heard from him again. Nobody knows where he is"
Guy 2: "That's sad"

by nlolhere July 16, 2020

Type any word...

The thing you search up when you’re bored on Urban Dictionary. Only happens during extreme cases of boredom.

Guy 1: Dude, last night I was so bored I searched “Type any word...” into Urban Dictionary
Guy 2: That sucks, bro

by nlolhere March 30, 2020

furry

A person who likes wearing animal suits/costumes. These suits usually have a lot of fur on them, hence “furry”.

Not all of these people are perverts who sexualize animals btw. Most furries are just normal people who like wearing animal costumes sometimes.

The perverts in the furry community are usually called “mursuiters”. Remember that

My friend Julie is a furry. She likes going to conventions and wearing suits sometimes

by nlolhere July 13, 2020