nlolhere's definitions

dywmtcoaeyptycomf

short for “do you want me to come over and eat your pussy til you cum on my face”.

Person 1: What should we do? I’m bored
Person 2: dywmtcoaeyptycomf?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: *sigh* Wanna eat me out and then cum on my face?
Person 1: ...Ok I guess

by nlolhere July 22, 2020

Shitpost

Humorous posts made for the sole purpose of driving people or groups off topic or for no reason at all. Quality of shitposts may be gold or actual shit. Often confused with meme.

I was browsing shitposts on Reddit today.

by nlolhere March 9, 2020

Balmain

a really expensive “luxury fashion” clothing brand based in paris. a lot of rappers wear it

“I can’t buy no bitch a wedding ring, rather go out and buy balmain(s)” -lil pump

by nlolhere July 5, 2020

tiktok

In a few days, this may or may not be banned in the United States

everyone will know if the ban on chinese apps in the US was passed, because if it was, tiktok would not be on anyone’s phone anymore

by nlolhere July 9, 2020

karma whore

A person who blatantly begs for Reddit karma, a point system that shows up on your account that goes up every time someone gives you an upvote. Will post things like “X. Upvote so that when someone googles X this will show up”, “Upvote or else Y”, etc. Hated by most of the Reddit userbase.

“I hate that subreddit, everyone there is just a karma whore at this point.”

by nlolhere August 8, 2020

transgendered

The grammatically incorrect way of saying transgender

Person 1: Are you transgendered?
Person 2: You mean transgender?
Person 1: ...Wait, THAT’S how you say it? Oh.

by nlolhere July 14, 2020

circlejerk

1. When people sit in a circle and jerk each other off.

2. When people online or IRL keep talking about the exact same thing or agreeing with the exact same opinion and keep praising each other for it nonstop.

1. That circlejerk felt so good

2a. (online) Honestly the entirety of Reddit is just a gigantic circlejerk.

2b. (IRL) Those politicians keep agreeing on everything; they’re practically circlejerking each other at this point.

by nlolhere June 26, 2020