Necrophaggot

A pseudo-Necrophagist fan.

What a Necrophaggot.

by nightlifecommando December 15, 2010

toothpasting

when you put toothpaste on your nipples and it makes you high

also known as "pasting"

john and i were toothpasting when my parents weren't home and he almost passed out

by nightlifecommando October 14, 2012

Badée

A bad day.

Man, today was just a badée.

by NightlifeCommando July 09, 2010

Snubstitute

To snubstitute is to non-consensually replace something that belongs to another person with something of lesser value.

Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.

1) "Jimmy snubstituted my Coke for Diet Coke again, what the hell?"

2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."

by nightlifecommando March 05, 2011

Anal Morning

When horrible, anal-related things occur to you in the morning.

Also see: Anal Mourning

Mike - "Dude, this is one hell of an Anal morning."

Evan - "I know, I'm in a state of anal mourning right now."

by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010

Douse

The singular form of the word dice

It is a play on how mouse is the singular form of the plural mice, yet die is the singular form of dice.

Toss me the douse you scandalous wench!

by NightlifeCommando July 28, 2010