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Usually followed by an Anal Morning. It can be described as the state of feeling sorrow in regards to your ass and/or anal cavity.
by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010
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Get the toothpasting mug.To snubstitute is to non-consensually replace something that belongs to another person with something of lesser value.
Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.
Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.
1) "Jimmy snubstituted my Coke for Diet Coke again, what the hell?"
2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."
2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."
by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011
Get the Snubstitute mug.The amount of net dollars you own is how much money you have after factoring in how much money you owe people and how much money is owed to you.
Alright class, today's math problem:
You have twelve dollars in your wallet and none in your bank account. If owe Jerry seven dollars for buying you condoms, and Greg owes you ten dollars for spotting him for his girlfriend, how many net dollars do you own?
You have twelve dollars in your wallet and none in your bank account. If owe Jerry seven dollars for buying you condoms, and Greg owes you ten dollars for spotting him for his girlfriend, how many net dollars do you own?
by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011
Get the Net Dollars mug.Those emo-ish bands with the twinkly guitars and the hoarse vocals. Twinkle daddies.
Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.
Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.
by nightlifecommando November 28, 2011
Get the Twinkle Daddies mug.An expression of either great pleasure or great frustration.
To do the gesture, you should first open your hands in front of them with their palms facing upwards. After that, wiggle just your fingers. That's how you do the upside down keyboard.
To do the gesture, you should first open your hands in front of them with their palms facing upwards. After that, wiggle just your fingers. That's how you do the upside down keyboard.
-Good upside down keyboard-
My favorite band, Grown Ups, are playing ten minutes away on my birthday, * performs upside down keyboard*
-Bad upside down keyboard-
Player 1: Checkmate.
Player 2: *performs upside down keyboard*
My favorite band, Grown Ups, are playing ten minutes away on my birthday, * performs upside down keyboard*
-Bad upside down keyboard-
Player 1: Checkmate.
Player 2: *performs upside down keyboard*
by nightlifecommando June 16, 2011
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