nightlifecommando's definitions

Badée

A bad day.

Man, today was just a badée.

by NightlifeCommando July 9, 2010

Elephunt

A funt so funtiful that it can be compared to the magnitude of an elephant.

Dude A - "I heard Josefina has a mad funt, is that true?"

Dude B - "Bro, it's not just a funt, it's an elephunt."

by nightlifecommando April 10, 2011

Snubstitute

To snubstitute is to non-consensually replace something that belongs to another person with something of lesser value.

Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.

1) "Jimmy snubstituted my Coke for Diet Coke again, what the hell?"

2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."

by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011

Twinkle Daddies

Those emo-ish bands with the twinkly guitars and the hoarse vocals. Twinkle daddies.

Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.

You oughta listen to Malegoat. They're the raddest twinkle daddies in all of Japan.

by nightlifecommando November 28, 2011

Anal Morning

When horrible, anal-related things occur to you in the morning.

Also see: Anal Mourning

Mike - "Dude, this is one hell of an Anal morning."

Evan - "I know, I'm in a state of anal mourning right now."

by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010

Douse

The singular form of the word dice

It is a play on how mouse is the singular form of the plural mice, yet die is the singular form of dice.

Toss me the douse you scandalous wench!

by NightlifeCommando July 28, 2010