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Airplane Novel

A book that one would typically buy at an airport that is read just to pass the time on the flight, not because of actual interest.

Examples would most books by James Patterson, Nelson DeMille, and Dan Brown.
Person 1: "Ooh, The Gate House sounds good, my co-workers talk about Nelson DeMille a lot! I think I'll get this one!"

Person B: "That's just an airplane novel, you won't ever touch it again once we get into Chicago."
by nightlifecommando January 7, 2011
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Net Dollars

The amount of net dollars you own is how much money you have after factoring in how much money you owe people and how much money is owed to you.
Alright class, today's math problem:
You have twelve dollars in your wallet and none in your bank account. If owe Jerry seven dollars for buying you condoms, and Greg owes you ten dollars for spotting him for his girlfriend, how many net dollars do you own?
by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011
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Batin' the Bacon

Another phrase for male masturbation or jacking off.
Dude 1 - "I read the coolest Urban Dictionary today. It was 'Batin' the Bacon' ".

Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"

Bude 1 - "Wha?"

Dude 2 - "Nothing..."
by NightlifeCommando July 18, 2010
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Douse

The singular form of the word dice

It is a play on how mouse is the singular form of the plural mice, yet die is the singular form of dice.
Toss me the douse you scandalous wench!
by NightlifeCommando July 28, 2010
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Anal Morning

When horrible, anal-related things occur to you in the morning.

Also see: Anal Mourning
Mike - "Dude, this is one hell of an Anal morning."

Evan - "I know, I'm in a state of anal mourning right now."
by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010
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Snubstitute

To snubstitute is to non-consensually replace something that belongs to another person with something of lesser value.

Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.
1) "Jimmy snubstituted my Coke for Diet Coke again, what the hell?"

2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."
by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011
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