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A book that one would typically buy at an airport that is read just to pass the time on the flight, not because of actual interest.
Examples would most books by James Patterson, Nelson DeMille, and Dan Brown.
Examples would most books by James Patterson, Nelson DeMille, and Dan Brown.
Person 1: "Ooh, The Gate House sounds good, my co-workers talk about Nelson DeMille a lot! I think I'll get this one!"
Person B: "That's just an airplane novel, you won't ever touch it again once we get into Chicago."
Person B: "That's just an airplane novel, you won't ever touch it again once we get into Chicago."
by nightlifecommando January 7, 2011
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Alright class, today's math problem:
You have twelve dollars in your wallet and none in your bank account. If owe Jerry seven dollars for buying you condoms, and Greg owes you ten dollars for spotting him for his girlfriend, how many net dollars do you own?
You have twelve dollars in your wallet and none in your bank account. If owe Jerry seven dollars for buying you condoms, and Greg owes you ten dollars for spotting him for his girlfriend, how many net dollars do you own?
by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011
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by NightlifeCommando July 18, 2010
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It is a play on how mouse is the singular form of the plural mice, yet die is the singular form of dice.
It is a play on how mouse is the singular form of the plural mice, yet die is the singular form of dice.
by NightlifeCommando July 28, 2010
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by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010
Get the Anal Morning mug.To snubstitute is to non-consensually replace something that belongs to another person with something of lesser value.
Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.
Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.
1) "Jimmy snubstituted my Coke for Diet Coke again, what the hell?"
2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."
2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."
by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011
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