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11$ Meal

If you live in Connecticut, Florida, Idaho, Iowa, Kentucky, Maryland, Michigan, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Vermont, or Washington DC (all states/districts with 6% sales tax), then there is a meal that you can order at McDonald's that is exactly 11$ with tax.

This meal is:
4 McDoubles
2 Medium Fries
2 Small Drinks

The meal feeds two people, or one really hungry person who needs two drinks for some reason.

The McDoubles and Small Drinks may be switched with another Dollar Menu item.
Minority: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I help you?"

You: "I'll have the 11$ Meal for my friend and me."

Minority: "What are you talking about?"

You: "I'll have four McDoubles, two Medium Fries, and two Small Drinks."

Minority: "Sure thing.."
by nightlifecommando January 25, 2011
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Twinkle Daddies

Those emo-ish bands with the twinkly guitars and the hoarse vocals. Twinkle daddies.

Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.
You oughta listen to Malegoat. They're the raddest twinkle daddies in all of Japan.
by nightlifecommando November 28, 2011
mugGet the Twinkle Daddiesmug.

Snubstitute

To snubstitute is to non-consensually replace something that belongs to another person with something of lesser value.

Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.
1) "Jimmy snubstituted my Coke for Diet Coke again, what the hell?"

2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."
by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011
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Airplane Novel

A book that one would typically buy at an airport that is read just to pass the time on the flight, not because of actual interest.

Examples would most books by James Patterson, Nelson DeMille, and Dan Brown.
Person 1: "Ooh, The Gate House sounds good, my co-workers talk about Nelson DeMille a lot! I think I'll get this one!"

Person B: "That's just an airplane novel, you won't ever touch it again once we get into Chicago."
by nightlifecommando January 7, 2011
mugGet the Airplane Novelmug.

Anal Morning

When horrible, anal-related things occur to you in the morning.

Also see: Anal Mourning
Mike - "Dude, this is one hell of an Anal morning."

Evan - "I know, I'm in a state of anal mourning right now."
by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010
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Douse

The singular form of the word dice

It is a play on how mouse is the singular form of the plural mice, yet die is the singular form of dice.
Toss me the douse you scandalous wench!
by NightlifeCommando July 28, 2010
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