nightlifecommando's definitions
Mike - "Dude, this is one hell of an Anal morning."
Evan - "I know, I'm in a state of anal mourning right now."
Evan - "I know, I'm in a state of anal mourning right now."
by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010
Get the Anal Morningmug. To snubstitute is to non-consensually replace something that belongs to another person with something of lesser value.
Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.
Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.
1) "Jimmy snubstituted my Coke for Diet Coke again, what the hell?"
2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."
2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."
by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011
Get the Snubstitutemug. An expression of either great pleasure or great frustration.
To do the gesture, you should first open your hands in front of them with their palms facing upwards. After that, wiggle just your fingers. That's how you do the upside down keyboard.
To do the gesture, you should first open your hands in front of them with their palms facing upwards. After that, wiggle just your fingers. That's how you do the upside down keyboard.
-Good upside down keyboard-
My favorite band, Grown Ups, are playing ten minutes away on my birthday, * performs upside down keyboard*
-Bad upside down keyboard-
Player 1: Checkmate.
Player 2: *performs upside down keyboard*
My favorite band, Grown Ups, are playing ten minutes away on my birthday, * performs upside down keyboard*
-Bad upside down keyboard-
Player 1: Checkmate.
Player 2: *performs upside down keyboard*
by nightlifecommando June 16, 2011
Get the Upside down keyboardmug. A fake nap.
Dude A: "You lazy-ass, while you were taking a nap I was cleaning up the house!"
Dude B: "Oh I wasn't actually asleep, it was a fap, I was fapping."
Dude B: "Oh I wasn't actually asleep, it was a fap, I was fapping."
by NightlifeCommando August 28, 2010
Get the Fapmug. Dude A - "I heard Josefina has a mad funt, is that true?"
Dude B - "Bro, it's not just a funt, it's an elephunt."
Dude B - "Bro, it's not just a funt, it's an elephunt."
by nightlifecommando April 10, 2011
Get the Elephuntmug. One meaning for "LMS" is an acronym for like my status, which can be used in one of the many recent Facebook trends where someone will post something (specified in the status) to your wall if you like their status.
by nightlifecommando January 20, 2011
Get the LMSmug. If you live in Connecticut, Florida, Idaho, Iowa, Kentucky, Maryland, Michigan, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Vermont, or Washington DC (all states/districts with 6% sales tax), then there is a meal that you can order at McDonald's that is exactly 11$ with tax.
This meal is:
4 McDoubles
2 Medium Fries
2 Small Drinks
The meal feeds two people, or one really hungry person who needs two drinks for some reason.
The McDoubles and Small Drinks may be switched with another Dollar Menu item.
This meal is:
4 McDoubles
2 Medium Fries
2 Small Drinks
The meal feeds two people, or one really hungry person who needs two drinks for some reason.
The McDoubles and Small Drinks may be switched with another Dollar Menu item.
Minority: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I help you?"
You: "I'll have the 11$ Meal for my friend and me."
Minority: "What are you talking about?"
You: "I'll have four McDoubles, two Medium Fries, and two Small Drinks."
Minority: "Sure thing.."
You: "I'll have the 11$ Meal for my friend and me."
Minority: "What are you talking about?"
You: "I'll have four McDoubles, two Medium Fries, and two Small Drinks."
Minority: "Sure thing.."
by nightlifecommando January 25, 2011
Get the 11$ Mealmug.