muffinmonster's definitions

Yeti pubes

When the carpet doesn’t match the drapes

Bob: Stormy D. said Trump had Yeti pubes.
George: Man, you would think with a billion dollars he could at least buy carpet that matches the drapes!!

by MuffinMonster September 19, 2018

sexy

To put it simply: Johnny Depp

"God, that guy is sexy!"
"What are you talking about? He isn't Johnny Depp."

by muffinmonster April 19, 2008