6 definitions by mtotheo
by mtotheo December 15, 2003
A pile of dried puke on the pavement or street most likely to be found in a town centre on a sunday morning. Usually consisting of recycled beer and kebabs. May also contain yak pips.
by mtotheo November 7, 2003
A mental handicapped person (or window licker ). They wear bright luminous crash helmets so they are easily recognisable and do not stray too far from their spaz wagon. Helmet also helps in event of multiple spasms, fits or collisions with lamp posts.
by mtotheo November 7, 2003
Anal muff moles can usually be found amongst the unkempt pubic foliage of vagrants’ anal nether regions. They are smaller than the common mole and their diet consists almost entirely of dingleberries and trouser turf.
'When we turned the body of the tramp over, seven 'anal muff moles' came scurrying out of his trousers.'
by mtotheo February 1, 2005
by mtotheo November 7, 2003
by mtotheo November 5, 2003