15 definitions by morphinemitt

One who is 'light on his feet'. A gayboy, a mincer.
Fuck me! Look at that puddle jumper! Yeah, I bet he's good with colour!
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
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A double syllable word which when repeated enough times is so addictive it becomes tourette-like.
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
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Huge gazoombas. Big juicy tits. Funbags. Pappers etc etc.
Oh kimmo, you are puckin' ferfect, lovely slits, juicy arse and tassive mits!
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
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A lady's 'low-cut' top styled/worn in such a way to encourage men to cast their 'eyes down'.
Hang on lads...bingo top approaching, eyes down, look in.
by morphinemitt May 26, 2008
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A term used to describe a spurious conversation between yourself and someone of relative importance.
Doris said! I wanna make ya team leader... I said I conna fuckin' read or write!
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
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A boastful term used to describe one's offspring.
My nipper dunna like mondeo's, my nipper wouldn't open the door on a mondeo.
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
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The tinter, the perineum, the bit between arsehole and genitalia.
I was rubbing against her tinter, you know the bit in between: tinter arse, tinter twat!
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
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