4 definitions by mjrvodka

slizzut

a slut. some girl in high school who wouldnt go out with you (me) but who took some queerbaits smallass dick in the ass the week after she turned you (me) down.

also that girl in college who refuses to suck your massive c0ck after you drink 17 beers in one night, yet she grabs your dick and shows you her tits then leaves you with a hard on even tho you cant get it up for a week without thinking about putting it in her ass. i mean hey dude its warm and tight just like pussy, but you can get brown stuff on your foreskin.
tasty.

that slizzut wouldnt suck my dick when i said he slizzut how abouts you swallow my penis.

by mjrvodka March 23, 2003

r0x0rz

to rock in an especially 1337 \/\/4y.

such as " |-|3y d00d 3y3 r0x0rz j00r 80x0rz i|\| 7|-|3 8|_|770n|-|013 cuZ 3y3 4|\/| 50 1337 d00d."

by mjrvodka March 23, 2003

b0x0rz

a computer, especially a unix (sux0rz dickz0rz) box that runs p|20n serverz

i r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz. alternate spelling: 80x0rz.

by mjrvodka March 23, 2003

f0ck

the mostest 1337 spelling of the wonderful word fuck. it can be used as every part of speech.

me - "fuck my homeboy drank a handle and passed out next to the crapper. i think hes dead."
fat chick - "that turns me on, let me suck your nine inch cock. oh wait my fine ass friend wont join us."
me - "goddamn bitch your a fucking whale."

by mjrvodka March 23, 2003