8 definitions by mirmirladybug

Urban one-timer

A person who only puts one definition on Urban Dictionary and then forgets it even exists.

Jake: hey, Bob made a neat dictionary entry on Urban Dictionary. Joe: yeah, but he only made one. He is an urban one-timer.

by mirmirladybug October 31, 2012

Rural dictionary

Obviously, there's no such thing!

Dude, why would you look up rural dictionary in the urban dictionary?

by mirmirladybug October 30, 2012

Not Bored

Something you're not if you're looking this up.

George: I'm not bored
Jack: Well, then why are you looking that up on Urban Dictionary?

by mirmirladybug November 21, 2012

Monkey pants

Pajama pants with monkey print.

I wore my monkey pants to bed on Friday.

by mirmirladybug October 4, 2012

kia

Stands for "know-it-all."

Ugh, he acts like such a kia!

by mirmirladybug October 24, 2012

Dictionary surfing

Reading random words in a dictionary, either urban or paper.

I was extremely bored, so i went dictionary surfing.

by mirmirladybug November 21, 2012

Urban freak

A person who only will publish something on Urban Dictionary only if it includes sex, swear words, or drugs.

I made many perfectly good definitions for Urban Dictionary but those Urban Freaks just don't publish them.

by mirmirladybug November 1, 2012