3 definitions by millarke

no pump

used to describe a woman that is so immaculate, so beautiful, so damn hot, that she would be considered a 'no pump' meaning one would not need to even touch ones penis, in order to blow ones load.

part of a rating system, no pump technically being the highest rating possible, although no woman alive today is known to be considered a no pump,
which makes one pump the best rating by default, closely followed by two pump

Guy 1 - 'bro! i had a dream!'
Guy 2 - 'congrats.'
Guy 1 - 'no! listen! i was on a beach.. and.. and.. you'll NEVER guess what i saw!'
Guy 2 - 'uhm, did you see a..'
Guy 1 - 'A NO PUMP, OH MY GOD, SHE WAS A STUNNER'
Guy 2 - 'no flippin' way, sailor! too bad there aren't any living no pumps today..'

by millarke March 1, 2011

two pump

when an attractive girl is very hot, but not quite a one pump, so hot, that if you were to grasp ones penis firmly, one could only hold their load for two full strokes, or 'pumps'.

part of a rating system, one pump being the most dime babe you'll ever find, and two pump being next up, one pump being near perfect, and two pump still being VERY attractive, only with a few imperfections

not to be confused with no pump or one pump

Guy 1 - 'yo man, check out that two pump by the cash'
Guy 2 - 'holy hotness! good find!'

by millarke March 1, 2011

one pump

when an attractive girl is so hot, that if one were to grasp one's penis firmly, one could only hold their load for a single pump.

part of a rating system, one pump being the most dime babe you'll ever find,

not to be confused with no pump or two pump

Guy 1 - 'daaayumm! check that babe out! hands down, she's a one pump'
Guy 2 - 'truuuu! she's dimee'

Guy 1 - yooo, check her outt
Guy 2 - she's defs a one pump..
Guy 1 - get on that, bro
Guy 2 - chea right, it's hard enough for me to get with a two pump !

by millarke March 1, 2011