miguel's definitions

box of chocolate poop

where you poop and each droplet is a different color brown. an assortment of chocolate pieces

that was a large box of chocolate poop, i think i even had a caramel filled one.

by miguel March 7, 2005

Yaowned

When Yao Ming dunks over, blocks, or somehow embarasses the opposing player.

"HAHAHA! Did you see that? Shaq was just blocked 3 times in a row by Yao. YAOWNED!"

by Miguel June 23, 2003

Litany

When someone, especially a girl - rambles on about nothing, self-impressed with her cleverness and wit.

Damn, Litany - shut the hell up.

by Miguel February 25, 2005

Bait

Rasta for Scoundrel, punk, scum, and these types of people

Ooman naa like bait. (Women don’t like punks.)

by Miguel April 13, 2004

pinball wizard

a song by The Who
in the rock opera Tommy
ORGASMIC!

Ever since I was a young boy,
I've played the silver ball.
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall...
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball !

He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine.
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean.
He plays by intuition,
The digit counters fall.
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball !

He's a pin ball wizard
There has to be a twist.
A pin ball wizard,
S'got such a supple wrist.

'How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so good?'

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells,
Don't see no lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell.
Always gets a replay,
Never seen him fall,
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball.

I thought I was
The Bally table king.
But I just handed
My pin ball crown to him.

Even on my favorite table
He can beat my best.
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest.
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall...
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball!!!!!

by miguel May 24, 2004

analcake

crust building up around your butt hole.

yo biatch, go clean your analcake.

by miguel May 13, 2005

ruba

A young lad, of British descent. Goes to maine every weekend. Makes faces of comical caliber.

Let's go rob Ruba's house, his door is always open.

by Miguel March 25, 2004