miguel's definitions

pinball wizard

a song by The Who
in the rock opera Tommy
ORGASMIC!

Ever since I was a young boy,
I've played the silver ball.
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall...
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball !

He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine.
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean.
He plays by intuition,
The digit counters fall.
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball !

He's a pin ball wizard
There has to be a twist.
A pin ball wizard,
S'got such a supple wrist.

'How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so good?'

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells,
Don't see no lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell.
Always gets a replay,
Never seen him fall,
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball.

I thought I was
The Bally table king.
But I just handed
My pin ball crown to him.

Even on my favorite table
He can beat my best.
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest.
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall...
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball!!!!!

by miguel May 24, 2004

Bait

Rasta for Scoundrel, punk, scum, and these types of people

Ooman naa like bait. (Women don’t like punks.)

by Miguel April 13, 2004

LOks

pachuco sunglasses

vatos thats is hy wear dem loks
"dam theres to many gringos im gona make it dark by puttin on my loks

by Miguel December 20, 2003

re-bigulator

1. Mythical invention of the Simpson's profesor Fink.
2. Any non-existant machine that would preform an impossible task.

You stupid herb, you can't be two places at once, to do so would require some sort of re-bigulator.

by Miguel February 17, 2004

Trog Train

Common to Northern Arizona, this occurs when when several cars full of drunken indians drive home from the bar. The least drunk drives first, and the rest follow the first. The first trog may also blow into an empty whiskey bottle to make a fake train noise, "woot, woot"

Dude, watch out for that Trog Train, this is a two lane highway!

by Miguel March 21, 2006

ra

A Really shitty pseudo-Asian, California-inspired Sushi restaurant that plays trendy non-Asian music during meals.

Dude, what are we doing tonight?
Hey Bra, let's do to RA!

by Miguel April 1, 2005

analcake

crust building up around your butt hole.

yo biatch, go clean your analcake.

by miguel May 13, 2005