michael's definitions

crotch rocket

A person who experiences frequent boners.

Can be fixed with masturbastion.

That boy is a crotch rocket!

by Michael May 3, 2004

Fist Trap

Fist trap is a slang word for cunt fanny pussy etc etc

Man that chicks fist trap smells

by Michael September 4, 2004

final fantasy

the best game ever. that is also the most detailed, and exiting that has expanded over almost all consoles

do I need an example??

by Michael March 30, 2005

sparter

a special partner/lover (i.e. friend with benefits); Amber Bennett's boyfriend

"Is that Amber's sparter?"

by Michael February 6, 2005

Bama

An individual that supports the University of Alabama sports programs.

Those folks really pull for a BAMA win.

by Michael May 13, 2005

jonzin

In need of something

I was jonzin for some sex, drugs, blee last night.

by michael May 5, 2003

Merr

The resulting noise of hitting a deer with a potato when you walk into your backyard and see them mating.

When I threw the potato at the deer it went Merr.

by Michael August 3, 2004