michael's definitions

bummed

Someone (or something) that has been "got at" by a bummer. Past tense of bumming.

Clarence was bummed repeatedly by the bigger boys when he failed to give them his lunch money, or when they felt like bumming him for laughts.

by Michael April 15, 2004

sex wee

another name for spunk, sperm, vagina jam.

oh my god, you have sex wee on your jeans

by michael January 30, 2004

fozzie

an appropriate name for a woodland creature, especially a ferret.

That ferret named fozzie is the cooolest

by michael July 1, 2004

G-Tar

A shortened version of the word Guitar, meaning a musical instrument. Particuly used by younger people.

"Somebody go feth my G-Tar and I'll play some songs."

by Michael February 27, 2005

pathamm

Something that is the best in its class; the very epitome of gretness; elite; apex.

Even those of us who have herculean appetites for the diverse and the bizarre, who are the pathamm of our field, get tired.

by Michael September 12, 2003

ManFanny

When a guy puts his cock between his legs and pretends to have a fanny

Look at Steve he is doing the manfanny

by Michael October 20, 2004

ull0r

ultimate austrian "soliär"-owner

Ull0r's solitär-score is unbelieveable

by Michael January 2, 2005