michael's definitions

purdue

A highly prestigious midwestern university specializing in engineering and technology.

The hick from Shelbyville, Indiana couldn't get accepted into Purdue so he had to settle for a second rate education at Indiana University Community College in Bloomington. Unfortunately, his hero Bob Knight had been fired so IU was left without a single team capable of winning anything.

by Michael November 20, 2003

honker

a nose

This guy has a big honker

by Michael April 9, 2004

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows

a fictional brand of marshmallow advertised by a cartoon character, named Homestar Runner

"After i drink a tall glass of melonade, I eat about 147 Fluffy Puff Marshmallows."

by michael January 2, 2004

Special Constable

A voluntary unpaid police officer with all the same powers as a regular police constable.

Michael - a special constable

by Michael November 29, 2004

niftykeen

1) to be considered excellent amongst a field of other choices or examples
2) better than being nifty or being keen.

Your report was so niftykeen I posted it on the bulletin board.

by Michael August 19, 2003

ro-sham-bo

(Chinese/Japanese/?) name for Rock-Paper-Scissors

by Michael October 30, 2003

mother palm and her five daughters

The art of female masturbation

"Wheres Trinizzle?" "oh she's playing with mother palm and her five daughters."

by Michael August 11, 2004