9 definitions by mgdu
Monsters and Critics.com, March 10, 2009: "On her latest classy comeback tour, singer and mother of two Britney Spears accidentally aired out her clampoozle onstage."
by mgdu October 30, 2009
The shortest way to tell someone that you hope they sprain their penis the next time they attempt to have sex.
During your next roll in the hay, I hope your penis bends in half and you cry aloud. That is to say, get bent.
by mgdu August 8, 2021
The practice of calling multiple technical support specialists for help with a technical problem, in the hopes of getting an answer one wants to hear.
Robb: I caught Cliffy playing technician roulette today.
Mel: What did you tell him?
Robb: I told him the same thing everyone else told him: reboot.
Mel: And he said he was too busy to reboot?
Robb: Yep.
Mel: Too bad. Better luck next tech, Cliffy!
Mel: What did you tell him?
Robb: I told him the same thing everyone else told him: reboot.
Mel: And he said he was too busy to reboot?
Robb: Yep.
Mel: Too bad. Better luck next tech, Cliffy!
by mgdu February 20, 2008
Equal in depth of arcane knowledge, especially in a specific area of expertise (movie trivia, computer and technical knowhow, etc.); exclaimed when one party acknowledges the possession of such knowledge by another. Mash of "geek" and "equal". Forms: geekquals, geekqually, geekquality.
Melanie: I can't believe how many lines Robb and Andy can quote from "Aliens".
Karen: They are truly geekquals.
Melanie: Separated at birth.
Karen: They are truly geekquals.
Melanie: Separated at birth.
by mgdu January 22, 2008
Fruit guilt; the guilt you feel when you see a piece of fruit, and you know you should eat it, but you eat a cookie instead. Pronounced 'frilt'.
by mgdu April 27, 2008
Addict's term for the video game "Animal Crossing" or its sequel, "Animal Crossing: Wild World".
Derived from the compulsion to dedicate inordinate amounts of time to one or more of the game's voluntary missions: making friends, writing them letters and sending them ugly clothes, expanding your house, paying off your mortgage and expanding your house again, collecting all the furniture in a set, fishing, donating fossils to the museum, building a second town, planting fruit trees, getting iglooed, hitting unwanted neighbors with a butterfly net...
Derived from the compulsion to dedicate inordinate amounts of time to one or more of the game's voluntary missions: making friends, writing them letters and sending them ugly clothes, expanding your house, paying off your mortgage and expanding your house again, collecting all the furniture in a set, fishing, donating fossils to the museum, building a second town, planting fruit trees, getting iglooed, hitting unwanted neighbors with a butterfly net...
by mgdu February 23, 2008
Succeeding at an improbable task, such as looking sexy in red cowboy boots. While being male. And being (previously) presumed to be straight.
by mgdu September 9, 2008