megan's definitions

technol

A pimpin' dude that has a nice car and gets hot girls. He makes girls like anal sex. Also likes lesbians. Known as Jeff. Sucks because he gets to go to Asia and we don't.

"Man, I had anal with Technol last night!"
"OMG..I had anal with him the other day!"
"Really?"
"Yeah! He makes anal so good I want it everyday!"

by Megan December 24, 2003

Yahoozafitz

Slacker, anti-christ, and unworthy of a higher position.

You dumb yahoozafitz.

by megan December 12, 2003

tonguing phobia

One cannot open one's mouth when one is being kissed by a member of the opposite sex, even when the person trying to kiss the individual has their tongue in one's mouth (so to speak).

Blondieblueyes tried to kiss Lurch this one time at band camp, and Lurch wouldn't open his mouth..no matter how hard Blondieblueyes tried. SHE EVEN PUT HER HAND ON HIS FACE!

by Megan February 22, 2005

Blonde

A person who acts really stupid even if they aren't necessarily. Also associated with forgetfulness, ditzy, and bouncy. Can laugh excessively

Jen, you're being such a blonde today!

Jen: hehe, I know! heheheheh!

by megan February 15, 2004

how'd

how'd ya get that bite on your neck?

by Megan July 20, 2003

studd

a dyke...but the less insulting word

should i call you a studd or a dike

by Megan April 26, 2004

hater aide

Someone that acts like a jerk, and dislikes many people, may have drank some of this.

Man you must have been sippin' on some hater aide!

by Megan July 2, 2004