megan's definitions

DQ'zer

someone who randomly sleepwalks, most likely while drunk, and pees in apartment hallways

Some crazy DQ'zer was passed out outside of my dorm room this morning covered in her pee

by Megan October 11, 2004

westchester

a very nice, suburban country north of new york city. it contains the very rich, and moderatly poor. most of it is rich, white , preppy people who belong to a country club, and take day trips to the city with their friends.

did you see that girl with her collar popped
yeahhh shes from westchester -- so hot

by megan April 7, 2005

strip poker

When you play a poker game and the loser strips. Duh!

"We played strip poker last night, right down to our nickers!'

by Megan December 16, 2004

skex

1. of or having to do with sketchy sex

2. appearing to possess sexually sketchy qualities

There's so much skex going on, you don't even know.

by Megan October 24, 2004

paris hilton

an awesome, rich, skinny, beautiful girl that everyone is jealous of or wants in their bed. or both.

omg, i wish i could live like paris hilton. and i wish she was in my bed.

by Megan February 21, 2005

aqua scum

Aqua Scums are non-religious friends that go to Youth Group to hit on the hot christain emo kids.

Aqua Scums are friends that bake cakes for a dead guy.

Aqua Scums are friends who won't sit around and listen to disco on vinyl.

Aqua Scums are friends who dance and sing at their tops of their lungs while listening to disco on vinyl.

Aqua Scums are friends who get carpel tunnel from playing too much flash flash revolution.

Aqua Scums are friends who stalk kids with fros.

Aqua Scums are friends who send fat kids candy.

Aqua Scums are friends that dress each other up in drag, Tim Curry style.

Aqua Scums are friends that openly discuss boy sex very loudly in the halls at school.

Aqua Scums are friends that don't beleive in names, only nicknames.

Aqua Scums are friends that are so perverted they gross out their guy friends....but its just so funny

Aqua Scums are friends that can spend hours shopping in thrift shops for neon coloured plaid pants, stripped wool sweaters (the itchier the better) and old man jackets.

Aqua Scums are friends who actually wear the neon pants, stripped wool sweaters and old man jackets to school.....all at the same time.

Aqua Scums are friends that listen to ridiculously emo songs and then tottaly make fun of it.

Aqua Scums are friends who aren't afraid to admit they have an undying passion for musicians like Soul Decision or....Prince.

Bob: "Yar, Jim! i heard that gay pirates get more booty."

Jim: "Yo! fo sheez! were did ya hear that homie B?"

Bob: "those Aqua Scum girls. After they defeated the gay frenchman Pierre and his army of killer croissants with their rainbow disco laser beams of doooom, they asked me to bend over and let pierre plunder my booty ninja style!"

Jim: "YAR BOB! that's sick!"

Bob: "i know, but aren't they super rad?"

by megan March 28, 2005

LSW

Accronim for Licensed Social Worker

Jane works as LSW helping children and families.

by Megan April 3, 2005