136 definitions by megan

lumpy

A girl that makes up stupid pathetic lies and is really fucking ugly and annoying. she lie about friends and how she stays out until 3 in teh morning, etc. etc.

Megan Jerrell is very lumpy and very slutty.

by megan September 27, 2004

lemurs

Totally and completely nutz.

A: So George Bush won the election.
B: Lemurs, man, lemurs.

by megan November 4, 2004

nard

a cross between a nerd and a retard.

yesterday my boyfriend went to chess club! what a f***ing nard!

by megan November 15, 2003

burnt bacon

a black lesbian

"man i dont want no damn burnt bacon this time"

by megan April 23, 2004

NO

Yes!

question: Ya wanna?
Answer: NO

by megan February 27, 2003

chicken head

coke head, or someone who will do sexual favor for coke.

that chicken head will fuck anyone to get blow.

by megan February 16, 2005

Vaginja

Vagina Ninja
Used to describe anyone who is obsessed with vagina and gets a lot of it

George over there sure likes vagina. He's such a vaginja

by megan April 23, 2006