2 definitions by meaninglessblob

University Shank.

A Popular term coined after a fatal stabbing of a student at University High school, in Central Florida. The term University Shank is usually used in a joking manner between friends. The Term is used in conjunction with a Jabbing motion, to indicate the stabbing.

Friend 1 Dude you were so blazed last night, you made a fool of yourself
Friend 2. Shut up, University Shank. (Jabs towards friend )
Friend 1 Dude thats no funny, a kid got killed
Friend 2. Shut up, University Shank. (Jabs towards friend )

by meaninglessblob November 26, 2006

Winter Park High School B/C/D Lot

Refers to the various parking lots located on the campus of Winter Park High School. Only Cars that either A. cost over $50,000 B have a BMW/Mercedes/Lexus/Cadillac badge C. Have over 17 inch rims D Have an exhaust capable of waking all of WP. E get less than 7 MPG, are allowed in.

Jock mc Football- “Yo, new kid what kind of whip you repin in Winter Park High School B/C/D Lot”
New kid- “A 2004 BMW 540i, nice right?”
Jock mc Football – Man that shit so weak, get the fuck outta hur, I Drive a 2008 Mercedes S-500 with ejector seat, and Automatic condom dispenser

by meaninglessblob December 8, 2006