58 definitions by mcnuggetdestroyer

reverse puberty

Puberty typically makes you look better. In this case, instead of looking better, you end up looking worse. You don't have a glow up, you have a glow down.

Timothy is a victim of reverse puberty. He used to be cute, but he is ugly af now.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 1, 2018

consolation prize

Somebody you settle for because you can't go out with the person you really want. It is an attempt to fill the void of nothingness left by the first choice.

Olivia is Jack's consolation prize.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 11, 2018