58 definitions by mcnuggetdestroyer

i just have really high standards

When somebody rejects you because they don't think you are gorgeous enough to go out with them, they may say this.

Boy #1: Hey, do you want to go out sometime?
Boy #2: No thanks. I just have really high standards. You don't reach them, oops.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 31, 2018

calling bs

BS stands for bullshit. Calling bullshit means you are calling out a dumb ass statement for being a fucking dumb ass statement.

I'm calling bs on that fuckery.

by mcnuggetdestroyer February 20, 2018

pen15

Word that looks like penis when written out. Dumbass 12 year olds use it to trick each other.

Join the pen15 club. Here, lemme write it on your arm.

by mcnuggetdestroyer November 26, 2017

Thirsty

Being desperate for attention especially from the opposite sex. The thirsty person is sexually aroused or in other words, horny.

Random human #1: Damn, you thirsty af.

Random human #2: I'm so thirsty that I'll try to have sex with the next person that approaches me.

by mcnuggetdestroyer November 14, 2017

sugar daddy

A rich, older man who “dates” a younger girl and buys her shiny things in exchange for sex.

Ugh! I want those louboutins. Better go get my sugar daddy!

by mcnuggetdestroyer April 17, 2018

April 17th

National boyfriend day. The significant other puts some sappy ass shit on social media (specifically instagram) showing how “great and wonderful” their relationship is when they really ain’t about shit.

Fuck. It’s April 17th. Time to delete my instagram.

by mcnuggetdestroyer April 17, 2018

carpin all those diems

Sliding into someone's direct messages (probably on instagram) and trying to get them to be your girlfriend and/or get their nudes.

Look at him, carpin all those diems.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 10, 2018