Jason: I hooked up with Miss Kramer, our old teacher from sixth grade!
Barry: No fucking way dude! You gotta be shittin me.
Jason: I wouldn't shit you brah. You're my favorite turd.
Barry: No fucking way dude! You gotta be shittin me.
Jason: I wouldn't shit you brah. You're my favorite turd.
by matterri September 23, 2016
Discovering not long after leaving the bathroom from dropping a hot, steamy "deuce" that you're not quite done yet. Kinda like how grunting out a monster turd opens the floodgates.
John: "Okay, Let's head out and grab a beer."
Jason: "Hold up. I gotta hit the Thunderdome."
John: "You were just in there for like 10 minutes dude!"
Jason: "Yeah, I know. I gotta make a Curtain Call."
Jason: "Hold up. I gotta hit the Thunderdome."
John: "You were just in there for like 10 minutes dude!"
Jason: "Yeah, I know. I gotta make a Curtain Call."
by matterri September 14, 2016
The act of scrounging the pantry, the frig or the seat cushions in order to find enough morsels to make up a meal. Based on the popular television show.
Man, potted meat, Vienna sausages and a half a pack of Ramen. We need to get some cash, these Survivor Lunches are killing me!
by matterri August 06, 2010
Ellie: “I hooked-up with Jay last night. Saw him at the club, we had a good time, so I followed him home.”
Jen: “How was it?”
Ellie: “Weird. While we were 69ing, he thrusted up and smacked me in the eye with his Hairy Pear.
Jen: “Ouch!”
Jen: “How was it?”
Ellie: “Weird. While we were 69ing, he thrusted up and smacked me in the eye with his Hairy Pear.
Jen: “Ouch!”
by matterri October 08, 2017
Being constipated due to being forced to hold back to keep from shitting your pants... And class just started.
Not to be confused with "Vapor Lock "
Not to be confused with "Vapor Lock "
Louis: Hey Jason! What do you say about going out, have a beer or two?
Jason: I can't tonight. I got horrible stomach cramps because I was afraid I would "Shart" in gym class. I think I held it a little too long and now I have a "turd lock"."
Jason: I can't tonight. I got horrible stomach cramps because I was afraid I would "Shart" in gym class. I think I held it a little too long and now I have a "turd lock"."
by matterri April 24, 2017