Definitions by matas

lithuania 

A small drinking country with a big basketball problem.

Person 1: Hey, biciuli, wanna watch some basketball?
Person 2: No, you pyzda, I just got back from Lithuania. I'm still drunk.

lithuania by matas August 14, 2006

biciulis 

1. Lithuanian for good friend
2. A Lithuanian word that sounds a lot like "bitch"
3. When used among Lithuanian speakers in Anglophone countries, it is a double entendre that is both simultaneously a term of endearment and a put down.

Person 1: O, jis tikras biciulis.
Person 2: Yeah, he's a good guy. But he is a little emo bitch.

biciulis by matas August 14, 2006

windy city 

What tourists call Chicago, even though it draws snide looks from us natives.

Tourist: Golly! Now I know why they call this the Windy City.
Chicagoan: Oh, Jesus...

windy city by matas August 10, 2006

donatas 

1. Lithuanian for "ubermensch"
2. Lithuanian word describing anyone who can build a skyscraper with a bundle of twigs and a leaf

Person 1: Did you know donatas' tears can cure cancer?
Person 2: Yeah, too bad he doesn't cry.

donatas by matas August 10, 2006

President Imperator

A ruler who, though having a great deal of power to interpret all laws and decisions of a given government, is a benevolent leader chosen by the people to lead his or her country to glory in accordance with the "general will" of Jean-Jacques Rousseau's philosophy. For more information, see "enlightened despotism".

All hail the President Imperator, leader of our great nation.

President Imperator by matas May 30, 2006