marybethjones's definitions
Used in a seemingly innocuous manner to get a respondent to admit they are socialists by agreeing that they support the 'Obama Agenda'.
Conservative Videographer: Congressman Etheridge, do you fully support the Obama Agenda?
Congressman Etheridge: Who are yeuu? Who are yeuu!? Tell me who yeuu are! BAM!
Congressman Etheridge: Who are yeuu? Who are yeuu!? Tell me who yeuu are! BAM!
by marybethjones June 16, 2010
Get the Obama Agendamug. The advent of the cellphone camera, and dependancy on auto-focus has lead to an avalanche of BLURFO sightings in recent years.
by marybethjones October 21, 2010
Get the BLURFOmug. taking your mouse the long way around a web page in oder to avoid those annoying mouse-over popup windows.
by marybethjones January 25, 2011
Get the popup dodgemug. a non-specific terrorist threat warning designed to keep fear alive amongst the public.
striking non-specific fear into the population is touted to heighten vigilantism, and thus, public safety. in actuality, the odds of dying due to an allergic reaction to peanuts is a vastly greater threat the the public than terrorism.
striking non-specific fear into the population is touted to heighten vigilantism, and thus, public safety. in actuality, the odds of dying due to an allergic reaction to peanuts is a vastly greater threat the the public than terrorism.
* Europe warned of Mumbai-style attack plot.
* Peanuts are yummy.
* Skies partly cloudy, with chance of evening showers.
* Peanuts are yummy.
* Skies partly cloudy, with chance of evening showers.
by marybethjones October 4, 2010
Get the mumbai-style attack plotmug. A crime in Sweden punishable by $700 fine. What Julian Assange is charged with, prompting the EU to issue an Interpol Red Notice, making Assange one of the most wanted criminals in Europe.
When the condom broke, Assange didn't inspect it fast enough, resulting in the crime of, 'sex by surprise'.
by marybethjones December 8, 2010
Get the sex by surprisemug. A large gift a man gives to his wife to appease her after he's had an affair. After sleeping with another women, Kobe Bryant bought his wife a ring that cost as much as a large house.
Tiger: “I have to run to Zales to get a Kobe Special."
Friend: "What's that?"
Tiger: "A house on a finger."
Friend: "What's that?"
Tiger: "A house on a finger."
by marybethjones November 29, 2009
Get the Kobe Specialmug. The act of drinking and driving like a JackAss, then plowing your expensive ride through 20 trees at 150 MPH.
JackAss' Ryan Dunn dunn goofed after shredding his Porsche, himself, and a friend though trees after a night of drinking.
by marybethjones June 21, 2011
Get the Dunn Goofedmug.