12 definitions by marybethjones
Used in a seemingly innocuous manner to get a respondent to admit they are socialists by agreeing that they support the 'Obama Agenda'.
Conservative Videographer: Congressman Etheridge, do you fully support the Obama Agenda?
Congressman Etheridge: Who are yeuu? Who are yeuu!? Tell me who yeuu are! BAM!
Congressman Etheridge: Who are yeuu? Who are yeuu!? Tell me who yeuu are! BAM!
by marybethjones June 14, 2010
The act of drinking and driving like a JackAss, then plowing your expensive ride through 20 trees at 150 MPH.
JackAss' Ryan Dunn dunn goofed after shredding his Porsche, himself, and a friend though trees after a night of drinking.
by marybethjones June 21, 2011
taking your mouse the long way around a web page in oder to avoid those annoying mouse-over popup windows.
by marybethjones January 25, 2011
The turbulence of low energy released from behind a gaggle of tourists plodding along without meaningful direction or motivation.
A person caught in a tourist wake vortex is rendered completely invisible, although only temporarily.
A person caught in a tourist wake vortex is rendered completely invisible, although only temporarily.
Chick1: Those guys didn't even look at us.
Chick2: Yeah, cuz we're walking behind this family of hipos. We're stuck in their tourist wake vortex - veer left!
Chick2: Yeah, cuz we're walking behind this family of hipos. We're stuck in their tourist wake vortex - veer left!
by marybethjones December 10, 2009
A large gift a man gives to his wife to appease her after he's had an affair. After sleeping with another women, Kobe Bryant bought his wife a ring that cost as much as a large house.
Tiger: “I have to run to Zales to get a Kobe Special."
Friend: "What's that?"
Tiger: "A house on a finger."
Friend: "What's that?"
Tiger: "A house on a finger."
by marybethjones November 29, 2009
a burning man parade of women riding bikes, with or without exposed breasts. as of 2009, this parade is little more than a 'girls gone wild' event with a twist. under the guise of being a display of female empowerment, this is simply a parade women exploiting themselves for the age-old attention-from-men benefit.
while the parade itself is tolerable because it moves away as soon as it arrives, the estrogen laden gathering (a so-called sacred ritual of empowerment) following the parade is reprehensible to anyone who doesn't hate men.
the ritual forms on the OPEN playa, and immediately sets up a perimeter viciously guarded by recruited males (manginas) with orders to repel all other men. the ritual turns this once open space into an antisocial misandric pit.
this segregating event is so malevolent, that as the 'ritual' expands it runs over male burners doing their own thing. the magina thugs verbally assault and physically intimidate the men, and in some cases threaten violence if a man doesn't divert his eyes or move away from the wicked pit.
while the parade itself is tolerable because it moves away as soon as it arrives, the estrogen laden gathering (a so-called sacred ritual of empowerment) following the parade is reprehensible to anyone who doesn't hate men.
the ritual forms on the OPEN playa, and immediately sets up a perimeter viciously guarded by recruited males (manginas) with orders to repel all other men. the ritual turns this once open space into an antisocial misandric pit.
this segregating event is so malevolent, that as the 'ritual' expands it runs over male burners doing their own thing. the magina thugs verbally assault and physically intimidate the men, and in some cases threaten violence if a man doesn't divert his eyes or move away from the wicked pit.
the misandrists of critical tits are no longer welcome one the open playa. such future gathering will not be tolerated.
by marybethjones March 4, 2010
Online revolt against oppressors of free speech & information. May also be triggered by extreme arrogance and also by the mistreatment of cats.
When Gawker CEO taunted the hacker community by calling them 'script kids', the hacklash against Gawker's web sites resulted in a monster release of ownage and data droppage.
by marybethjones December 14, 2010