Definitions by marybethjones
Dunn Goofed
The act of drinking and driving like a JackAss, then plowing your expensive ride through 20 trees at 150 MPH.
JackAss' Ryan Dunn dunn goofed after shredding his Porsche, himself, and a friend though trees after a night of drinking.
Dunn Goofed by marybethjones June 21, 2011
popup dodge
taking your mouse the long way around a web page in oder to avoid those annoying mouse-over popup windows.
popup dodge by marybethjones January 25, 2011
hacklash
Online revolt against oppressors of free speech & information. May also be triggered by extreme arrogance and also by the mistreatment of cats.
When Gawker CEO taunted the hacker community by calling them 'script kids', the hacklash against Gawker's web sites resulted in a monster release of ownage and data droppage.
hacklash by marybethjones December 15, 2010
sex by surprise
A crime in Sweden punishable by $700 fine. What Julian Assange is charged with, prompting the EU to issue an Interpol Red Notice, making Assange one of the most wanted criminals in Europe.
When the condom broke, Assange didn't inspect it fast enough, resulting in the crime of, 'sex by surprise'.
sex by surprise by marybethjones December 8, 2010
BLURFO
The advent of the cellphone camera, and dependancy on auto-focus has lead to an avalanche of BLURFO sightings in recent years.
BLURFO by marybethjones October 21, 2010
mumbai-style attack plot
a non-specific terrorist threat warning designed to keep fear alive amongst the public.
striking non-specific fear into the population is touted to heighten vigilantism, and thus, public safety. in actuality, the odds of dying due to an allergic reaction to peanuts is a vastly greater threat the the public than terrorism.
striking non-specific fear into the population is touted to heighten vigilantism, and thus, public safety. in actuality, the odds of dying due to an allergic reaction to peanuts is a vastly greater threat the the public than terrorism.
* Europe warned of Mumbai-style attack plot.
* Peanuts are yummy.
* Skies partly cloudy, with chance of evening showers.
* Peanuts are yummy.
* Skies partly cloudy, with chance of evening showers.
mumbai-style attack plot by marybethjones October 4, 2010
Obama Agenda
Used in a seemingly innocuous manner to get a respondent to admit they are socialists by agreeing that they support the 'Obama Agenda'.
Conservative Videographer: Congressman Etheridge, do you fully support the Obama Agenda?
Congressman Etheridge: Who are yeuu? Who are yeuu!? Tell me who yeuu are! BAM!
Congressman Etheridge: Who are yeuu? Who are yeuu!? Tell me who yeuu are! BAM!
Obama Agenda by marybethjones June 16, 2010