martyn's definitions

gopod

a superhero who could well be your life long saviour

i am gopod man ready to rid the world of gay pointless household appliances(bye bye beday)

by martyn April 28, 2004

...crack croquet

the drug fuelled family fun game which shinou's play in alaysia

cmon kids lets go for a drug fuelled game of crack croquet

by martyn April 21, 2004

lumbabagumbas

the cheap bog roll in crap toilets that sticks to your arse hair and rips every wipe

arrgh the lumbabagumbas is scratching my brown eye

by martyn May 6, 2004

Epon

Is not really better than Ninja. Just likes to think so. ;P

Ninja is better than Epon.

by Martyn November 9, 2003