5 definitions by marcus_schmarcus
The act of masturbating with both numb hand and penis, giving the effect of watching someone else masturbate.
The logical graduation from a reverse stranger
The logical graduation from a reverse stranger
I was bored on sunday. So after a few drinks, i gave myself a complete stranger. Mate, it is like free gay porn.
by marcus_schmarcus June 22, 2006
a condition occuring when you have slept awkwardly and awake to find that a limb is with out feeling. Thus leaving you partly spastic. Especially the morning after a night when you get munted.
"Last night was huge, i woke up with a nasty case of saturday night palsy. I had to cheer myself up by giving myself a stranger."
by marcus_schmarcus June 22, 2006
i always find it tough to cum when i give myself a total stranger, but it is always worth the effort.
by marcus_schmarcus June 22, 2006
by marcus_schmarcus June 22, 2006
to use a numb hand to shelving a pill. such that it feels like a stranger is doing you that favour.
Whilst novices might sit on ones hand for a prolonged period, experienced operators would opt for a tourniquet.
Whilst novices might sit on ones hand for a prolonged period, experienced operators would opt for a tourniquet.
when i go the good samaritan on myself, i make sure that i'm looking in the mirror, so i can give myself a wink when i'm done. I find It is also a superb opportunity to give oneself a dirty sanchez.
by marcus_schmarcus June 23, 2006