marcus's definitions

cornhuskers

nebraska's collegiate football team residing in Lincoln. Changed their name from the bugeaters. This team was very dominant in the 90s, winning 3 national championships in 4 years, and playing in the title game 2 more times and losing under coach Tom Osbourne. A very storied college football team that is currently in a slump.

I like the old Herby Husker better.

by marcus February 1, 2005

Breekan

An omnipotent godlike figure that cannot be surpassed no matter how hard one tries. It's just impossible. If you ever come across a Breekan, one should just give up trying to defeat/outsmart/outdo it in anything.

"I got my ass pounded by a Breekan last night when I challenged him to a game of pool"

by Marcus March 28, 2004

koochielicious

Best pussy eatin in a lifetime.

Yummm. That was good eatin.
That was koochielicious.

by marcus February 18, 2003

jalapeno asshole

Also known as "asshole aflame".

I shouldn't have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now I have asshole aflame.

by Marcus May 13, 2005

TP

Telepathy - popularised by such sites as www.psipog.net and other bullshit. A load of crap.

Fool: OMG I HAV DA TP!1111111111111!
Me: yes. yes you do.

by Marcus May 25, 2004

toast

What another driver on the road is after you've passed them rapidly.
also: toast-ed

"I toasted that dude on the straitaway!"
"I made toast outta that slow ass, yo!"

by Marcus September 8, 2003

pop a cap

to shoot someone

mutha fucka back to fuck off befo i pop a cap in yo bitch ass

by Marcus March 9, 2004