8 definitions by manicbubble

Reverse Birth

When an adult (usually male) attempts to return to the womb when life becomes too hard.

"He tried to climb through my vagina to get to live in my womb!! He's a grown man, he should know reverse birth is NOT on the cards!"

by manicbubble February 11, 2015

Meat Pattie

A butchers wife.

"How did the butcher introduce his wife?" "Meat Pattie."

by manicbubble February 11, 2015

Lasagnye West

Worlds most narcissistic meal.

Lasagnye West is the only meal in history to ever have a god complex.

by manicbubble June 2, 2015

Premature Rejectulation

When a user submits a new word and definition to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors who happen to review the submission lack intelligence, understanding and/or a sense of humour therefore end up prematurely rejecting spectacularly humorous submissions.

Editor - "A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally"

Disappointed user - "Damn it, premature Rejectulation again!"

by manicbubble February 10, 2015

Infartuated

When romantic feelings/infatuation has reached a point where various human functions that would usually be deemed gross and/or repulsive such as; farting, boogers, body odour, bad breath, menstruation, just to name a few become the norm in the unforeseen blink of loves eye.

Tom is spending the night at Shelly's, they are cuddling in her bed when suddenly Tom casually yet forcefully pushes out a monster fart which should repulse Shelly but instead she embraces him and kisses his cheek. Totally infartuated.

by manicbubble June 3, 2015

Pippy Etiquette

The correct way to partake in a crystal meth smoking circle.

Shane - "Yo, Luke. Don't be a greedy dog with the pipe this time. Remember - puff puff pass, aiight bro?"

Luke - "No wukkas bro. I won't be such a cooked cunt and forget pippy etiquette this time man I swear."

by manicbubble February 11, 2015

Urban Addictionary

A compulsive psychological need to create new definitions for publication to Urban Dictionary.

Persistent compulsive use of the website can become physically, psychologically and socially harmful, especially when submissions are rejected. If you or anyone you know is showing symptoms of suffering from this condition, please seek guidance from the internet's most credible Dr - WebMD.

"Those damn kids are going to end up with a case of urban addictionary if they keep spending so much time on the internet!"

by manicbubble February 10, 2015