12 definitions by mancyclopediac
A condition where one feels the inexplicable urge to smoke, drink a certain type of alcohol or do a certain drug because of the main character(s) of a TV show they recently watched who use it recurrently throughout the story.
First observed in Peaky Blinders (hence the name) and the massive epidemic of YouTube comments of fans describing their ailment and the symptoms; most notably an impulsive need to light a cigarette alongside Tommy Shelby.
First observed in Peaky Blinders (hence the name) and the massive epidemic of YouTube comments of fans describing their ailment and the symptoms; most notably an impulsive need to light a cigarette alongside Tommy Shelby.
(YouTube comment #1)
Nobody:
Tommy: Lights a cigarette
(YouTube comment #2)
Me: Trying to quit smoking for 3 weeks now
*Watches the first episode of the show*
Me: Ah, shit. Here we go again.
Jake: (Watches Peaky Blinders)
Mike: Jake, since when did you start smoking?
Jake: I dunno, man. I've started waking up with a pack of cigarettes in my hand and randomly lighting up. I think I might have the Blinder's flu.
Nobody:
Tommy: Lights a cigarette
(YouTube comment #2)
Me: Trying to quit smoking for 3 weeks now
*Watches the first episode of the show*
Me: Ah, shit. Here we go again.
Jake: (Watches Peaky Blinders)
Mike: Jake, since when did you start smoking?
Jake: I dunno, man. I've started waking up with a pack of cigarettes in my hand and randomly lighting up. I think I might have the Blinder's flu.
by mancyclopediac March 17, 2020
by mancyclopediac October 4, 2018
The Seventh Hokage. A hero, fighter, protector, lover, father and friend with a golden heart and an arm of stone. A role model to everyone and an example of not only what everyone should be, but what everyone must be.
Endured everything from snow mercenaries, snake maniac biologists, world domination-driven villains and evil gods. Faced them all with determination and a smile. Wasn't even scared. His brain was completely empty but his heart was always full of love for his dear ones, which is what propelled him.
Never give up is the most important lesson he ever taught anyone.
Endured everything from snow mercenaries, snake maniac biologists, world domination-driven villains and evil gods. Faced them all with determination and a smile. Wasn't even scared. His brain was completely empty but his heart was always full of love for his dear ones, which is what propelled him.
Never give up is the most important lesson he ever taught anyone.
Person 1: You'll never become a successful singer! Not even on a small scale! Just give up and go to college already!
Person 2: Can I say something? Give up on trying to make me give up!
*Five years later*
Person 1: *Trying to find a job after getting a degree in psychology* Dude, it's been so long, how've you been?
Person 2: *Has a youtube channel with 1.5 million subscribers and makes about 10.000 dollars a month.
Person 1: I have failed... You're a real Naruto Uzumaki. You never gave up and achieved your dream... I have given up and have been crushed by everyone else's selfish desires because I didn't have the courage to pursue my own dream.
Person 2: Can I say something? Give up on trying to make me give up!
*Five years later*
Person 1: *Trying to find a job after getting a degree in psychology* Dude, it's been so long, how've you been?
Person 2: *Has a youtube channel with 1.5 million subscribers and makes about 10.000 dollars a month.
Person 1: I have failed... You're a real Naruto Uzumaki. You never gave up and achieved your dream... I have given up and have been crushed by everyone else's selfish desires because I didn't have the courage to pursue my own dream.
by mancyclopediac December 24, 2018
A bitch collar is the end result of the fashionable goth accessory, the choker, which originally comes in many styles, from knitted thin plastic rods, to strap, to dog collar, being hijacked as a mainstream clothing accessory by basic bitches, normies or posers in one of three situations:
1. It's FUCKING PINK
2. It's worn by a woman who isn't really a goth
3. It's worn with shorts and a white t-shirt.
1. It's FUCKING PINK
2. It's worn by a woman who isn't really a goth
3. It's worn with shorts and a white t-shirt.
1. Jesus, look at that basic girl wearing that pink bitch collar with a heart and a pink strap.
2. Donnie: Is Jane wearing a choker? I thought she wasn't goth.
Mike: She's not, it's just a bitch collar
3. Samantha: Wow, that choker looks real nice on you, Judy
Taylor: Are you shitting me?! Look at her!! She's wearing slutty shorts and a top so thin you could use it as plastic wrap!! You're supposed to wear it with a black outfit, you're disgracing goths all around the world!!
2. Donnie: Is Jane wearing a choker? I thought she wasn't goth.
Mike: She's not, it's just a bitch collar
3. Samantha: Wow, that choker looks real nice on you, Judy
Taylor: Are you shitting me?! Look at her!! She's wearing slutty shorts and a top so thin you could use it as plastic wrap!! You're supposed to wear it with a black outfit, you're disgracing goths all around the world!!
by mancyclopediac May 15, 2018
When you are washing your hair and a drop of shampoo slips into your eye, giving you a burning sensation that prompts you to close it, cover it up with your palm and grunt in pain.
Taken from the Mangekyou Sharingan technique, amaterasu, which made both Sasuke and Itachi bleed from their eye and caused pain in it after its use.
Taken from the Mangekyou Sharingan technique, amaterasu, which made both Sasuke and Itachi bleed from their eye and caused pain in it after its use.
by mancyclopediac August 5, 2018
The president who probably got the most hate in all of history, surpassed in modern days only by Hitler, Stalin and Mao. Is generally accused of being hitler in the flesh, despite never having murdered a single person, let alone a jewish one. Has done a few gross things in his life, but I am pretty sure you've done worse than him when you were in college at parties.
Guy 1: "Donald Trump is a racist genetically modified orange!"
Guy 2: "Do you actually believe that or do you just say it because it's the #1 trend in sensationalist media?"
Guy 2: "Do you actually believe that or do you just say it because it's the #1 trend in sensationalist media?"
by mancyclopediac June 19, 2017
Probably one of the most misunderstood times in history. While it is true that there were many things wrong with the middle ages, such as people getting sick more often or wrongful execution of innocents, they didn't happen nearly as often as mainstream culture would like to portray it. (That is to say, EVERY TIME).
Also poor people weren't starving or depressed. English peasants would eat SALMON every day, because guess what? They lived near rivers! (DUH) And the children played every day in the fields or in said rivers and would also help their parents work the fields and around the house. Also, nobody gave a fuck about social media, everything you needed to know, you learned from your neighbors.
Also poor people weren't starving or depressed. English peasants would eat SALMON every day, because guess what? They lived near rivers! (DUH) And the children played every day in the fields or in said rivers and would also help their parents work the fields and around the house. Also, nobody gave a fuck about social media, everything you needed to know, you learned from your neighbors.
*Medieval market bustle*
Richard: God bless you, Henry! Have you prepared the beer for the party tonight? It's finally the end of spring and we finally have enough berries and leftover chickens to celebrate the summer solstice with a good meal!
Henry: Yes I have, richard. I do believe I have a solid barrel* of good ale for our celebration. Will your wife prepare her famous cranberry tarts?
Richard: Yes she will indeed. Maybe we can bring the children this year too?
Henry: Well they are fourteen. I think they are old enough to party with us.**
Richard: Marvelous. I will see you tonight, good friend!
Henry: Likewise!
*Everyone dances, sings, eats and drinks that night, men, women and children alike and everyone is happy*
*31 gallons
**That's being PG-friendly. Kids would drink ale as young as 5 in Medieval England
The Middle Ages were actually a vibrant age. A simpler time.
Richard: God bless you, Henry! Have you prepared the beer for the party tonight? It's finally the end of spring and we finally have enough berries and leftover chickens to celebrate the summer solstice with a good meal!
Henry: Yes I have, richard. I do believe I have a solid barrel* of good ale for our celebration. Will your wife prepare her famous cranberry tarts?
Richard: Yes she will indeed. Maybe we can bring the children this year too?
Henry: Well they are fourteen. I think they are old enough to party with us.**
Richard: Marvelous. I will see you tonight, good friend!
Henry: Likewise!
*Everyone dances, sings, eats and drinks that night, men, women and children alike and everyone is happy*
*31 gallons
**That's being PG-friendly. Kids would drink ale as young as 5 in Medieval England
The Middle Ages were actually a vibrant age. A simpler time.
by mancyclopediac January 17, 2019